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MICKEY D

EAT dust if u aint real.

About Me



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Michael Patrick Dwyer - AKA Mickey D - International comedian, wanderer and lover of people happenings. Eyes open and forward. Cricket, hip hop, laughing at misfortune, eating pizza, throwing lemons and collaboration. Currently learning Mandarin and how to beat box my human. I like to battle and its been way too long since I caught a fish. Comedy from the soul please, I rather nail my ball-bag to a peir than be a gag smith. I promise to quit by the time im 35 so the rest of you can have propper go. haha my new show is called SHAME 101 - come check it.

My Interests

procrastination. excess. overcompensation. erraticism. cricket. food. talking to strangers. travelling. awkward situations. bodily functions. eating. Saddam. comedy.

I'd like to meet:

People who look at the televison and wince. That guy who boned Paris hilton in the 'lazy video' Freaks that dont need to try. People who arent scared anymore. Hellen Keller. Comedians who like to fight. Rappers who like whiskey instead of brandy. Egg throwers. People who experiment on Animals Pavlovian style. Ladies with nice hands. Men with fast cars. Children with a knowledge of weapons. MYSELF.
You have been marked on my profile map!

Music:

Led Zep, Tone Loc, Proclaimers, ACDC, Joe Cocker, Jurrasic 5, Cat Empire, Pearl Jam, Beat Smugglaz, Cat stevens, Elton John, The Who, Hilltop Hoods.

Movies:

Falling Down. Fight Club. 28 Days Later. Blazing Saddles. Sling Blade. Trains Planes and Automobiles. Orange County. Die Hard.

Television:

not until im on it.

Books:

Generation of Swine. Men who stare at goats. Finding Time.

Heroes:

HST. Belishi (theres only one)

My Blog

114 NOT OUT.

How do you go about classifying 'alcoholism'?each of us have a different perception of this worthy religion - like sexism, racism and jism it adheres to our moral fabric on varying ...
Posted by MICKEY D on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:50:00 PST

WHY HATE?

Rinse yourself people... its cleansing.send the hate inwards, you're all worth it..I'll be ready to battle soon. I've been practising on myself.yeeeeeeeeea.yeeeeaaaa fools.NEWS : I'm currently worki...
Posted by MICKEY D on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:00:00 PST

NO MORE ALCOHOL FOR THIS MAN.

Cock spank.What a tool. I am a fucking douche bag.Repeat that three times and it starts to sound like a gingle.Yet the new found melody shant take away from its sincerity.I am a fully fledged fuck sac...
Posted by MICKEY D on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:00:00 PST