I was born on a farm and went to school and left and became an accountant and then decided to be a comedian. If you ask me how I became a comedian after being an accountant, "what an odd mix" you could be the one millionth person to do so - I am up to 992,567.
I currently hold the Guinness World Record for the most jokes told in an hour (549). I also hold the world record for the most lame jokes told in a row (549).
Recently I went to the Middle East to entertain the troops. Baghdad is really pretty.
I now do the drive show on TripleM with Wil Anderson. It's great because I get to stay up late and sleep in. We call it radio for the unemployed. You see I used to do the breakfast show on SAFM in Adelaide. For that, I got up at 4:30am. No-one should get up at 4:30am unless your house is on fire or you are in the wrong bed.
I also work on a footy show on channel 10 called "Before The Game". For this I have to talk about footy with Sam Lane, Peter Helliar, Dave Hughes and Andy Maher. As you can imagine, this is a really tough job!
These are some things that may, or may not, have been said about me
"A rare talent who hits the target every time"
The List, Glasgow
"Lehmo hands out the laughs in an inspired and memorable fashion"
The Advertiser, Adelaide
