Ronnie P

This is not the way I wanted to die

Just for the record...any blood coming from my penis IS a life threating situation!!I'm going to skip the long story of how I cut my penis not because it's embarrassing but because it's lack luster. T...
Posted by Ronnie P on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:08:00 PST

The Sting III :-) The conclusion?

Ok...this is how it played out. Two hours before the meeting we posted this email to the entire casino: Hooters selling rubber chicken??????? Hello everyone, In an attempt to tarnish the otherwise s...
Posted by Ronnie P on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

The Sting II ;-)

Update: Joe is more formidable that we first gave him credit for. He found out about me and his wife and flipped he back. I am who I am and that was plan "B", plan "A" is our fall back and that's why ...
Posted by Ronnie P on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:46:00 PST

The sting! ;-)

Ok I'm not going to get into long explainations so follow closely. 8 months ago my friend, Gus, stole a rubber chicken from the vice president of human resorces at work. She looked for it fo...
Posted by Ronnie P on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST

ALL IS WELL...ALL IS WELL?

I just got done meeting with my tax attorney. 2003 I only owe $214 + pen & int. Not bad know one's cryin over that. As for the big one 2002 my attorney said not to worry as soon and I'm on the ins...
Posted by Ronnie P on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

Only seven days till...

It's not looking good for the kid. Early reports say Ronnie P is way behind in the polls. That's right I fought the IRS and the IRS is punch fucking the side of my head! Call the Unbookables Ronn...
Posted by Ronnie P on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:10:00 PST

If you dont send flowers, thats OK

I'm facing two of what may be the toughest weeks of my life. So if you don't hear from me that's why, or more than likely it's because I don't like you! So join me is saying "Fuck the IRS, Fuck t...
Posted by Ronnie P on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

mushroom wall

in the face of death i turn away not to the light but to the dark i will not conform i will not march in line in the face of death i trip and fall i get up with dirt on my hands walk on the tracks i d...
Posted by Ronnie P on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

What the fuck is wrong with Stanhope?

How many time am I going to have to read these long winded interviews of Dougs, were he doesn't even mention me? In his last interview in Punchline Mag. he just goes on and on about himself and h...
Posted by Ronnie P on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

Duty Calls!

It's time to step up and do what needs to be done. Tommy Rocker...friend, family member, titie bar owner has reached his hand out for help! Tommy Rockers needs dancers. We all need to step up and answ...
Posted by Ronnie P on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:25:00 PST