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Beaver Avenue

About Me

After years of opening for powerful bands such as The K-FED Experience, The Mighty Mighty Miamitones, and The Burnt Hairs Power Punk Trio. Beaver Avenue (formerly known as "Wally and the Sexy Time Explosions") have finally cum into their own as a top notch basement-oriented-touring performance band.
With the new C-3500ZXY decorative glowing bonanza string in the band's arsenal, Our new and improved lazer-light show is better than an acid trip with the Merry Pranksters.
Rolling Stone writes, "Beaver Avenue have only just begun to get their feet wet, and they are soon to be swimming in a sea of retarded sexuality." Axl Rose says, "I'll kill those fuckers! just who do they think they are? Fuck faces....shit! come get some Axl greese bitches".
When all is said and done the Beaver may just leave a bitter, rotten, stale fishlike, taste in your mouth, but like a good desert hangover, you'll sleep it off, wake up in your own drool,piss,vomit, and poo....forget most of what happened and cum running, kicking and screaming, back for more.
Get your hands on the Beaver!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/11/2006
Band Website: www.ParaplegicPregnantMILF.com
Band Members: Gavin: guitar, vocals, bass, drums, boomstick, flubigator
A. Radder: keys, synth, backing vocals, drums

Influences: Spinal Tap, Judge Judy, Hulk Hogan, My Little Pony, My Buddy, Kid Sister, Shakes The Clown

Sounds Like: Muppets on acid
An intoxicated coked up cow giving birth to a litter of mutated kittens.
A can O beans passing backwards through the innards of a fighting cock.
The Virgin Mary losing her virginity to a drunk teenage barn hand.
A hail storm inside a room where brain surgery is taking place.
A Church like, Bingo hall silence. (with crack)

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Record Label: Slipped Disc

My Blog

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For all 2 million Beaver Avenue blog readers! We're playing a few tunes Tuesday night June 2nd at the Queen of Sheba open mic @ 45th and Baltimore in West Philadelphia. Get in line early.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:52:00 GMT

Free Beaver !

In an effort to Bring people back from stepping off the forever facebook cliff, AND because I don't give a fuck.You can now download all the songs on the Beaver myspace page for free (if I could put t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:24:00 GMT

Fortune Gang

Live From My Basement In Philadelphia....They just needed an outlet. So, I caught it all on film.-Gavin
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 14:58:00 GMT

Buy Some Beaver Shit

We're not on tour and we're not playing any gigs, but you can still buy our cd's and shirts.......thank the lord.  AND it's so, so, easy.  Just click the links on our page for google checkou...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:46:00 GMT

Git Off Your Sofa PA,DE,MD,VA

Go see Doug Stanhope and the Beaver Avenue band, along with other great comedians at one of these wonderful venues (OCT 6th - 13th).  Check with the venues or Stanhope's ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:31:00 GMT

Tour ends keyboard player turned into desert frog

Our first national tour is over, and I'm sad to say that the man on keys....Mr. A. Radder himself, is now living life as a desert frog at a waterfall/spring near Death Valley, CA.  The human, A. ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:47:00 GMT

Beaver Avenue T-Shirts are here!

Beaver T- Shirts have arrivedGet yours today...suplies are limitedshirts can be purchased using paypal or google checkoutjust click the links on our page
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 14:31:00 GMT

Tour Dates...New Smell The Beaver

We're finally getting our shit together and hitting the road in May so look for some new beaver trail dates to be posted.  We also plan on hitting some east coast venues before heading west in th...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:36:00 GMT

beaveravenue.com

What's shakin'? Beaver Avenue's web site is up, in case you didn't know, at www.beaveravenue.com - check it out...Biatches!!
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 20:49:00 GMT

Stanhope & Beaver Ave. @ The Khyber

The Beaver will be playing on September 7th with Doug Stanhope at The Khyber in Philadelphia. Doug Stanhope has been kind enough to let us share the night with him....and it is a pleasure and honor t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 08:15:00 GMT