I am interested in my interests. You may not be, so I don't list them. Instead, I say FUCK YOU for not being interested in my interests!
I'd like to meet:
Malcontents, kindred spirits, and that special someone who won't fistfuck my soul until I've got it primed and lubed for them.
Music:
The Mattoid, Henry Phillips, Snorb!, Foo Fighters, Beck, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, Chris Cornell, Morphine, Eminem, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Queen, Van Halen, Dink, Sister Machine Gun, Adres Segovia, John Lennon, The Beatles, Kimya Dawson, The Mountain Goats, jose Gonzalez, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, The Meat Puppets, The Melvins, Metallica, Modest Mouse, Mudhoney, Tori Amos, Queensryche, Richard Cheese, White Zombie, Stone Temple Pilots, Tenacious D, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, William Shatner, Set in Stone, Premonition, Prophet, Rain...
Movies:
Fight Club, Lost In Translation, Goodfellas, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Shaun of the Dead, Borat, Clerks, True Romance, American Beauty, Amadeus, Serenity, The Shawshank Redemption, The Empire Strike Back, Say Anything, Apocalypse Now, Glengarry GlenRoss, Silence of the Lambs, Se7en, Jaws, High Fidelity, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Hunt for Red October, Beetlegeuse, Batman, Batman Returns, 9 Songs, Out of Sight...
Television:
House, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Rescue Me, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, South Park, Nightmare Kitchens, Hell's Kitchen, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, Trailer Park Boys, Bones, Scrubs, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, My Name Is Earl, The Office, E.R., Burn Notice, Dexter, The Closer, Medium, Big Love, Robot Chicken, Tell Me You Love Me, 30 Rock, The Riches, Life, Journeyman, The Sarah Silverman Show, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, Smallville, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil...
