Standup Comedy... Me? Sure... I Do That From Time to Time. |
I've been so busy with my new job and my little side projects that I plumb forgot that I'm actually a stand-up comedian every once in a while. Lucky for me, I've got good friends who'll remind me.Onc...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 11:47:00 GMT |
Getting Old is a Pain in the Ass! |
I already hate myself for the blog title. So there's no need to comment on how disappointingly or predictably lame it is.Bottom line* the whole of my butt region is starting to give out on me.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:53:00 GMT |
Just When You Thought it Was Safe to Go Back to Pfulerville. |
I'm back at Homer's this weekend. Haven't been there since The Trainwreck turned the proceedings over to the much more attentive hands of Last Gas Comedy. I gotta be honest. I've mis...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:33:00 GMT |
The Devil You Don’t Know |
My mentor and close personal friend, Satan has finally gotten a MySpace account. He's asked me to ask you to add him as a friend. So fuckin' do it.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:04:00 GMT |
Chicken Wire Show! |
Those of you who attended The Austin Comedy Trainwreck's chicken wire show last Sunday already know how cathartic it can be to pelt people with tomatoes, watermelon and beer while they try to entertai...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
Dear Austin |
If anybody cares (and surely some of you must) I'll be at The Velveeta Room this weekend (the 4th and 5th, two shows each night). It's 5 bucks, and alway a good time. Hope to see you there...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:09:00 GMT |
Spam |
Got this in my email inbox today."With this medicine, you'll make your dick so big, that you could fuck a tuba."Finally, my fantasy can become a reality. Marching bands beware.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
What X-Mas Means to Me... |
This year it means my Mom-in-law sleeping in the computer room on an inflatable bed for the next week-and-a-half.Don't get me wrong. I love my wife's mom. And by that I mean, I love my wif...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:59:00 GMT |
The Life After Death Match (After Math) |
For those of you who couldn't or didn't make it. Thursday night's Spite Club was, as promised, legendary. Who won? C'mon... Who'ja think was gonna win? Let's just say, if haven't packed yet for t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:44:00 GMT |
Life After Death Match |
That's it. Come out and see it. I promise, you won't be disappointed.The Velveeta Room
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:02:00 GMT |
