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Alana the Great

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am the master of my universe, kinda like He-man, but I don't have a skeletal arch nemisis.
I never stop smiling.

I love Dr. Pepper. It's probably an addiction.

I eat like a bird.

I drive a bitchin' camaro.


I've been modeling for a few years and caught the acting bug while working as a PA on the set of The Kingdom. After several movies, one made for TV movie, a commerical, and being on the cover of a magazine. I know that I found what I really love doing.

I love to hurry up to wait. apparently.


I can laugh at myself, and it's a good thing too.... because I am forced to do it often.
Okay, that was the sweet stuff... here's the dirt on me...

I'm generally a really nice person. BUT sometimes when I see someone get hurt. I laugh a little bit. Hahahaha! Oh, come on... you probably do too!


IF YOU HAVE A PRIVATE PROFILE: and I don't know you, you better send me a message, or I will think you are an asshole. plain and simple. Even if you are not.


There is much more to this girl the people of Earth know as "ALANA" than I care to explain now. ( and seriously, how much more are you willing to read?) If you are still completely fascinated... then send me a message.

My Interests

acting, modeling, music, really twisted fucked up comedy, drunk people, people who know what they want but aren't all that motivated, old people cussing makes me giggle

I'd like to meet:

I'm not looking to meet anyone. It just happens.

I Love Retarded People
..

Music:

I like music. Music is good.

One band I think everyone should check out live atleast once... Sleepytime Gorrila Museum "Do not go gently
Into that good night
Rage against the
Dying of the light"
Your eyes are yours to close
Never let go
Sleep is wrong
..http://www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com/~SleepyTime Gorilla Museum
http://www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com

Movies:

Any movie I've worked on!!!I love Grapes of Wrath, Willy Wonka, I loved Fight Club as well as many other Brad Pitt films... not so much Troy though, I didn't care for that very much... boring! Very Bad things was awesome and hilarious. Terror of Tiny Town was a great black & white flick with an all little person cast. There are lots of other movies I like a lot, but I don't remember the names. I probably smoked pot before watching it and forgot. It happens a lot. Anything with Christopher Walken, Adam Sandler stuff, Tom Cruise B.C. (before he jumped the couch), much more.... just ask.
Please also send me any movie suggestions you have.

Television:

I'm adicted to 24.

Books:

Books! Check 'em out! Books! Check 'em out! Read about stars and cars, playin' electric guitars, and cops who work hard patrollin' the boulavard. Heavy weight champs and their craziest bouts! Books! Check 'em out! Books! Check 'em out! At your library!

Heroes:

currently accepting applications

My Blog

Across the Universe

I'm in love with Across the Universe. I found this little player with the soundtrack. Now I don't miss my movie as much. If I told you, you could borrow it.... sorry someone else has borrowed it. Hope...
Posted by Alana the Great on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

He had me hypnotized!

Yesterday I got off work early, at 4pm. At the Improv, we had Flip Orley... comic hypnotist. I was very interested in how that works with comedy. I have done some meditations and other hypnotic cd&rsq...
Posted by Alana the Great on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST

2008, aint it great...

Well, the familiar songs rang out everywhere. It's the start of a new year. Everything you said you'd get to... you officially never got to.  2007 was a crazy year. More of my friends and family...
Posted by Alana the Great on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

Damn birds!

Today a bird pooped on me. It just barely grazed me, but it got me none the less. It just happend to be on a day when I feel sick already. So it sucked, but I gotta admit, it was funny.Birds are such ...
Posted by Alana the Great on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

I thought I had a FRIEND in the digital age, damn it!

  Well the honey moon is over. I totally had this awesome friend... from the digital age. Only, now I don't even know who they are anymore. My last few conversations over the phone have sucked de...
Posted by Alana the Great on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

In the past 48 hours I've only slept for 2, ah the movie biz

Tonight I was talking about myspace, with someone who doesn't have a myspace. I told them that I blog about anything in my life that I think people would care to know about. Normally my blogs are writ...
Posted by Alana the Great on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

The case of my mysterious diarrhea

I'm eatting better, drinking more water.... I've been cleaning the house, going to the grocery store, cooking meals, and gettin' shit done. Now....Let's cut to the day after I cleaned my toilet bowl....
Posted by Alana the Great on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

¿que pasa? Rogan vs. Mencia

It's all too Hollywood for me to really give a shit, but Joe Rogan & Carlos Mencia's quarrel has reached an all new level, and I thought it was funny enough to be blog worthy. In order to really u...
Posted by Alana the Great on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

Sunday bloody Sunday

It's another George W. Bush music video! Enjoy. ...
Posted by Alana the Great on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

No star for you! Pagans need love too.

At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart. That'...
Posted by Alana the Great on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:09:00 PST