Ewrshvine Skultnik - ProfilesArchive

About Me

dYsFuNcTiOnAl LoSeR. Glutton for useless information. Proud Unparent and Future dead mAn. sOmetimes known to disaGree oR cause Conflict/confuSion and othertimes simpLy Drink BeEr. I'm not Bruce?!#@!?&*#@!!! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

Oh yeah I play in a band called The Amputations..........

My Interests

Listening to and playing music, beer, skateboarding, watching hockey, books, comics, midgets, girls, midget girls and alot of stuff you wouldn't understand..

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Paycheck.... again

Music:

Something to obsess over.

Movies:

I like monkey movies. Movies with monkies in them....

Television:

whatever blows your hair back or your skirt up as long as no one gets hurt.

Books:

I ain't never had no use for book learnin'

Heroes:

my homie little half-leg and these guys...