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Whip

I Sincerely Apologize For All The Trouble I've Caused

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Life. Let's fuck some shit up and wake up with a story. You know that we are dead at the end of this right?Add me and let's talk about weird and the fun that can be had.There is still a lot to do in this world before it ends so let's get to it!

I'd like to meet:

Human Oddities. Persons of dubious integrity. All those people you once knew who disappeared into the cracks. Drinkers who don't care when you forget their names. Everyone who has becomed bored with society as we know it.Quiet geniuses. People whose politics aren't limited to two points of view. Fuck-ups who don't apologize for their behavior. Angry bi-trendy girls who say not to add them to your friends list unless you're a chick.The people who put Jesus and Santa and the law in the same rubbish pail.Girls I slept with back when I did not have a drinking problem and not a care in the world.People who don't look that good in real life. Fat men in jumpsuits. Sidewalk queers and the terminally ill.The handful that get it.Champions.

Music:

This is a song about my dreams.....

Movies:

Sin City and a whole lot more but I am too lazy to put them here. Sin City is the important one. If you did not dig this flick then you will hate me and my decor.

Television:

Television is opium for the masses. STOP WATCHING IT AND LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO! The revolution will not be televised...it will be live and on your radio.

Books:

I read everything I can get my hands on. I love the stats on porn stars.

Heroes:

Stanhope and Brian Shannon. Lesbians are up there on the list as long as they will let me watch.Go see live stand up comedy. The last bastion of freedom of speech.

My Blog

Painting Myself Into A Corner....

I know I promised to post more blogs.When I made that promise I meant to keep it. I promise I did.As I have said before& lots written but none edited. See, when I write I like to have it looked over...
Posted by Whip on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:40:00 PST

New Orleans...one for the record books...

Sometimes all you need for a great weekend are the simple things.  A good meal.    A town that doesn't know your name or care. "View from our hotel room"   But the most i...
Posted by Whip on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

Update on the update.

Thank you to all for the messages and comments about the last blog:"We miss you dude.  Keep your chin up and we are thinking about you in El Do-hell.""Fuck that man.  You don't n...
Posted by Whip on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST

Quick Update...

Sorry I have not blogged more. Lots written but none posted. Between traveling and other things going on in my head I have not edited everything. Sometimes I ramble when I write...much like I did o...
Posted by Whip on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:05:00 PST

Doug Stanhope stories

Thanks to Bo the old stories of going to see Doug Stanhope were found.Here they are for your enjoyment:The Doug Stanhope Story 1There are a lot of stories that happened in Alaska with Doug Stanhope bu...
Posted by Whip on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

I am a product of the 80's

I am a child of the eighties.That is what I prefer to be called.I had a big wheel.The nineties can do without me Grunge isn't here to stay, fashion is fickle and "Generation X" is a myth created by so...
Posted by Whip on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:29:00 PST

Something more fun

So the last song was kind of heavy because that has been the mood I have been in.Watching it all fall to shit and finding the music that fits the mood.More depressing shit to come but....Got to talk t...
Posted by Whip on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:21:00 PST

Late night TV...

Stinks for the most part.It's there for the most part for people that can't drink enough on a Sunday night to numb the pain and are looking for other ways to occupy the noggin between getting sleep or...
Posted by Whip on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 04:16:00 PST

Selling In...

All My Rowdy Friends...Jason Tucker has a birthday coming soon. Who knows how old he'll tell you he turned. I bet there's a 3 at the beginning of it but he'll swear otherwise.Tucker and I have runned ...
Posted by Whip on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

Working on my book and I need some help...

Trying to Cameron Crow it and every story has a song that goes along with it.I need some help.What is your top 10.I just need a top 10!Here is mine:SONG-Numb/EncoreARTIST-Jay-Z-Linkin ParkALBUM-Collis...
Posted by Whip on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST