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Sean Rouse

Are you fucking kidding me?

About Me

I am an unrefined gentleman, and I don't see this changing on account of my horrible memory and extremely intense wine headaches. I am a rheumatic arthritic, and I don't see this changing on account of the capitalistic establishment's unwillingness to heal the sick for fear of declining quarterly profits. My hobbies include reading funny and/or opinionated T-shirts and collecting internet racks. If you ever really bought me as "Your Pet", I'd chew your fucking throat out as you slept.

My Interests

Watching good comics die (figuratively). Pitching duels and small ball. The Big Guy. New beers. Spicy foods. Biting. The Road. Killing people I don't like in my head.

I'd like to meet:

anyone, except... hacks, Jim Gray, and people who can't take a joke(figuratively).

Music:

Old country and their kin in the mornin'. Old soul in the evening. Classical in traffic. Southern Rock when I'm drinking. All things Claypool. SRV if the record breaks. No New Country. Never this Pop Shit that they pump into the kids. Rap might as well be Tejano now.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove is the funniest. Fight Club is the coolest.

Television:

It broke a few months ago and all I miss are the pitching duels and small ball.

Books:

Genesis is the funniest. Revelations is the coolest.

Heroes:

Mom. Not Dad. God. God's mom and dad.

My Blog

2008-2009 ROAD GIGS

San Francisco, CAThe Punchline Comedy ClubOctober 28 - November 1Addison, TXThe Improv Comedy ClubNovember 19-23Dayton, OHWiley's Comedy ClubJanuary 22-25...
Posted by Sean Rouse on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:15:00 PST