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Charlie Moreno

Oct 23-25 - Loonees Comedy Corner, Colorado Springs, CO

About Me



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I am a 30 year old stand up comedian. I like to meet people with the same sense of humor. I tend to start massive international disputes with my blogs. Send me a message. I try to reply to all my messages and I have my girlfriend read them to me when I'm not at a computer. Be my friend. Just be sure you don't post anything on my comments that will stretch the profile or make it take a longer time to load. After all, this isn't your myspace. This is my myspace.
Website: www.charliemoreno.net

My Interests

Computers, graphic design, stand up comedy, and swedish porn.

I'd like to meet:


I practically add just about anyone. I need to promote myself, I am a comedian. So... If you are one of those that think I will leave comments on your profile everytime you post a stupid bulletin please don't bother. In return for your Myspace friendship I promise not to spam you with events, emails, or post stupid bulletins that take up your entire page. Cool?

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Music:

THE GAY STUFF: Matchbox Twenty, Counting Crows OTHER: Sparta & The Mars Volta (Can't you guys kiss and make up?), ATDI, Operation Ivy, Rancid, Minor Threat, Pennywise, The Suicide Machines, Rage Against The Machine, Bjork, Radiohead, Incubus, John Lee Hooker, Ray Charles, Ottis Redding, Van Morrison, NWA, Eminem (before 8 Mile), Wu Tang Clan (before ODB's childsupport case), Guns N' Roses (memories), Bright Eyes (yes, I am a closet emo), Frank Sinatra, Johnny Cash, and a lot more.

Movies:


Short Eyes
All zombie movies (even before they were trendy
Big Fish
Rocky
Fight Club
Natural Born Killers
Bad Ronald (get it on Ebay!)
Ben
Willard (orginal version)
True Romance
The Professional
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Sleepwalkers
Monte Python's Holy Grail

Television:

Deadliest Catch
Ice Truckers
Myth Busters
Dog The Bounty Hunter
COPS
The First 48
UFC
Glenn Beck
Anderson 360
O' Reilly Factor
The Daily Show
Colbert Report

Books:

The Count Of Monte Cristo, A Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:

My mom, my brother, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, and Richard Simons.

My Blog

Thank you Midland, TX

I slept about 3 hours last night then I had to drive 4 hours to Midland. I got there an hour before the show started.It was a typical bar crowd. Loud and rowdy. Mostly because of poor crowd control fo...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:19:00 PST

Heres some douchiness

This is the funniest things I've seen on the internets in a while.
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:30:00 PST

Im retiring from comedy.... kind of.

I haven't been going on the road much lately. I blame the price of gas going up and the pay of comedy staying the same over the years. Some of you may remember I used to teach defensive driving classe...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:20:00 PST

undefined Drunk lady in Windom, Minnesota

This lady came up to me after my show in Windom, Minnesota and told me why some of my material was NOT funny.She found some jokes about highway accidents to be disrespectful. She was drunk and I had t...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST

Upcoming shows: Colorado, Minnisota, Iowa & Nebraska

I'm noticing a lot of comics posting their tour dates in blogs. If you are in the area pleas e let me know so I can try to get you some passes. February 6-10Loonees Comedy Corner1305 N Academy BlvdCol...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Amy Winehouse in rehab

 So Amy Whinehouse is now in rehab dispite what her song says. As British authorities are looking into a internet  video of the Rehab singer allegedly smoking crack to decide whether to purs...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

A movie I would pay $8 to see.

Yes, I know it's too soon. Latest news on Heath Ledger: No suicide note found partly due to the Writer's Guild Strike.NEW YORK (AP)  Medical examiner's office spokeswoman Ellen Borakove said the 28...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:10:00 PST

Block Annoying bulletins on myspace

If you go to your homepage you'll see tom's latest notice about bulletins. He asks if people would like to block friend's bulletins. Well he says it's NOT possible right now. WRONG!It is possible. I'v...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:04:00 PST

New York City Shows

I usually don't blog about my gigs but I would like to meet up with some friends in NYC next week. I was accepted to perform at this years New York Underground Comedy Festival. Here's a list of places...
Posted by Charlie Moreno on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

Boxing in Lingerie.. A Real Mans Sport

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Posted by Charlie Moreno on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST