Ray "Smokey" Charles profile picture

Ray "Smokey" Charles

Enroll now in the Bum Training Academy

My Interests

Music:

METAL is definately my favorite...I listen to all other kinds of music too. I hate country music!!!!!!!!! There would be far less suicides if it were banned, including mine if Kenny Chesney doesn't have his voice box removed! JK I would never kill myself, but I would like to remove Kenny Chesney's voice...and all his records from radio stations, juke boxes, and record stores!! Gargle with monkey urine Kenny:) My favorite bands of all time are, in order, Pantera, Sublime, Tool, CCR, and Pink Floyd. Oh and if you haven't heard of Ill Hollow Chamber, check the mofos out...ass kickin' METAL for real!

Movies:

Blazing Saddles and Pulp Fiction are 2 favorites, but I'm a movie buff so there's to frickin many to list. "The sherrif is a BOOONNNGGGGG!!!" If you don't get that, you're stupid!:) Pull your head from your poop cutter dammit!

Books:

Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls, Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nytlee, and The Plumber's Assistant by Seymour Krack

Heroes:

Yes Heroes is on Monday @ 9pm/8pm central
SORRY I BROKE YOUR TOILET GRANDMA...
I WAS SHIT FACED AND PUKIN'!

My Blog

Who I look like....

...
Posted by Ray "Smokey" Charles on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:35:00 PST

Bottle Return...

Why when I take my bottles back do I pick the day when the machines are possessed by an asshole! I put 3 bottles in the first machine and it stops..."BIN FULL". So I go to the next one, 2 bottles la...
Posted by Ray "Smokey" Charles on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

18 AND UP!

There's been a lot of talk about the petifile fuck heads on MySpace. A few bad apples spoil the whole bunch. The Gov't wants to shut the site down because of a few perverts lookin' for their next vi...
Posted by Ray "Smokey" Charles on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

AT LAST...THE CD IS IN THE MAKING!!!

What up biatches!!! With the help of the coolest mfer's on the planet, the CD is in the making. The CD will consist of 13 to 16 comedy skits, some stand up comedy clips, as well as out takes from th...
Posted by Ray "Smokey" Charles on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:58:00 PST