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felipe

Captain Save a Hoe

About Me

I'm a funny guy to hang out with I like everything you like if it gets me laid.
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My Interests

Getting to know the inside of a woman with out really getting to know the outside.

I'd like to meet:


The person who hacked my last profile .Also anyone who thinks I'm funny.

This me at the Laught Factory after the show.

Whaaaaaaat?!

Music:

Alice Coltrane and you know why .Cake my favorite band of all time .The Specials because I'm a RudeBoy. East Side Story Vol.5 it reminds of the first chola who gave me a hickey I'm only 12 puta!!!

Movies:

My favorite movies are the Big Lebowski ,Odd Couple ,Things to do in Denver When You are dead,El Matador by Joey Medina only because me and all my friends are in it and The Temptations the best movie ever made for T.V .

Television:

Watch me on Comics Unleashed .

Books:

The novel Bright Lights, Big City was published in New York in 1984. It was Jay McInerney's first novel. Its unexpected success triggered off a whole trend of novels written by young authors (Bret Easton Ellis' Less Than Zero, Michael Chabon's The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and others). Various labels had been attached to these novels, like, for example, "Novels of the Cocaine Culture" because of their references to the 1980s drug-culture, "Yuppie Fiction", as they reflect aspects of the 1980s yuppie culture or "MTV novels" because they predominantly consist of short chapters and are fast paced (remenescent of video clips on MTV).

Heroes:

Capatain Save A Hoe because he comes and then he goes .

My Blog

Latenite

I just got in from doing two shows tonight one in the city of Commerce ,Ca. and the other at the Hollywood Improv.The first show all Sherriffs and family I killed I can relate to law enforcement I'm a...
Posted by felipe on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

Last night I had sex prison style .

I put my hand over her face and I said " You better not scream because my mom is in the next room watching novelas!!!" I was telling her callate ! callate ! Show some respect my mom is in the next roo...
Posted by felipe on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

Flirting and all that stuff.

Close the deal. Most flirting is just harmless fun, and nothing will ever come of it. Every now and then, though, you'll meet someone who you'd like to see again and who you think would also like to s...
Posted by felipe on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:12:00 PST

Plantado "stuck"

Having no ride on a Saturday night feels like a person being stood up on a date well at least I know what it's like to be ugly.When you have no car you got to plan your day early or your stuck .Then w...
Posted by felipe on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

Plantado "stuck"

Having no ride on a Saturday night feels like a person being stood up on a date well at least I know what it's like to be ugly.When you have no car you got to plan your day early or your stuck .Then w...
Posted by felipe on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

Cheating why we do it !

One often surprising reason behind infidelity is self-destruction. Some people have such low self-esteem that when something good happens to them (such as meeting and dating a great man or woman), the...
Posted by felipe on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

One man one desire.

"One man one desire ..." Pablo FranciscoI'm the badboy the crazy one I have no remorse ,no regrets ,I trully live the badboy lifestyle I do comedy at night I make everyone even comics laugh there ass ...
Posted by felipe on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

Its hot

Its hot its sticky and it may last all day .The humidity is draining me i need a cup of water with ice and a straw.
Posted by felipe on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:47:00 PST

This what I feel.

Sucede que me canso de ser hombre. Sucede que entro es las sasterĂ­as y en los cines marchito, impenetrable, como un cisne de fieltro navegando en un agua de origen y ceniza."(from 'Walking Around')(I ...
Posted by felipe on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

So far my hotel room sucks.

First of all I'm in Houstin,Tx off fucking Beltway I just came back from Taco Cabana . At Taco Cabana I bought two guisado tacos fucking good .Oh yeah i also bought some fucking nachos for some homele...
Posted by felipe on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST