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Dan Danzy

I am here for Dating and Networking

About Me


My name is Dan. People say I'm funny. Doctors say I'm crazy. I'm great with kids. Read my blog. It's deep shit, man. I believe in God and Evolution, life and abortion, veganism and t-bones. If I'm not pissing someone off, I guess I'm not happy. I was lying about the kids part. And we won't stop, 'cuz we can't stop. Bill Hicks was Jesus with a Microphone

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My creator whether it be God, alien, or government scientist.

My Blog

Virus

My home computer has the april fools virus. I stil haven't fixed it, so I will be on my myspace ever once in awhile. Though this blog is short, expect a lot more. I have a lot to bitch about.PeaceDan 
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:49:00 GMT

Watch Men's Dicks

So my brother Daryn saw Watchmen and walked out halfway through the movie, and even him telling me on the phone what a piece of shit it was, I (along with my friend Justin Thompson) went to go see it ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:31:00 GMT

Whats worse than Children?

Zombie Children, because they are like children except they want to eat your brains........ Thats something to think about.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:14:00 GMT

Name Change

As you may have noticed the name has changed to Dan Danzy. It will be the name I use for the stage. Danzy isn't just some made up name and there are several reasons I'm doing it.I've been contemplatin...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:36:00 GMT

Oh The Drama....Blurbs

I just thought I would put some shit out here, making people aware that shit reaches my ears. Also if you LOVE gossip here ya go.....I like how people take what I say and flip it around to make it sou...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:31:00 GMT

Obama-ramma-ding-dong.

I'm going to sound really really hypocritical after this blog. I think we made a mistake. Maybe it was Bush leaving that got me so, excited over the thought of a new President that it clouded my mind ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 07:09:00 GMT

Sophie.

I know writing a blog about this in some peoples eyes is pathetic, but.....fuck off. This morning, my dad called me to tell me my dog Sophie, passed away. I feel so bad because I left her and moved ba...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:08:00 GMT

Saves me from calling people......

It sucks that this has to be my first blog in awhile. Recently certain things have developed to where I can classify myself as an alcoholic. I thought to be an alcoholic, you have to drink 24 hours a ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:54:00 GMT

A Hand?

You know what movie I watch and it makes me have the insane wish to fly, Hook. All those superhero movies don't give me the need and the want to fly like Hook does. That is one movie I could watch inf...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:13:00 GMT

Fascist? Turns out, you just might be an asshole.

So let me tell everyone whats been going on lately. I saw Zach and Miri Make a Porno. Let me say this, I started watching Kevin Smith films when I was 11 years old. Clerks was the first film...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:17:00 GMT