The Offensive Line |
Last wednesday I performed at an open mic with mostly new comics. When it was my turn at the mic, I riffed gently on the black comic who spoke whiter than David Alan Grier, the Hawaiian comic wh...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:47:00 PST |
George Carlin Dies at Age 71 |
One of my favorite comic inspirations died last night. George Carlin was 71.One of his most famous bits, the 7 words you cannot say on television earned him a controversy that rose to the suprem...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 05:47:00 PST |
It’s not a fetish, It’s a yearning |
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Posted by Cranky Ricky on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:59:00 PST |
National Donut Day |
Today is National Donut Day!!!Please take a moment today to remember this much maligned yet tantalizing treat. Originally created in the early 1100's as a welcome home celebratory pastry for the Visig...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:15:00 PST |
It’s really a matter of economy... |
I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up cost...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:46:00 PST |
Highland Park Comedy Festival |
Highland Park Comedy Festival/Competition1. Prepare 5 minutes of clean (PG 13) comedy.2. Order will be determined by "number draw".3. Call time is 8:00 pm.4. Audience will vote for top 4 comics at sem...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Fri, 30 May 2008 09:52:00 PST |
Cap Shun Cranks at your service |
A little cranky-ness for the weekend.Note to Tim O: now its only 2!FYJFYmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar fun...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Was that rude? |
Only the pencil dicked and clit-less could possibly be offended by these pictures and captions...moar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar fun...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:45:00 PST |
Poster Children |
If anyone finds these posters offensive, please contact me and I will be glad to insult you directly in my next blogmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar funny picturesmoar fun...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:35:00 PST |
Comedy at Zanies in Chicago |
You are all cordially invited to: ...
Posted by Cranky Ricky on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:40:00 PST |
