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Vincent Truman

If you like what I say, it's comedy. If you don't, it's satire.

About Me

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Table of Contention: A Selection of Blogs
  • Cat Violence (video)
  • There's Got to be a Mourning After
  • Six Cartoons: Bow Ties and Rigor Mortis
  • The 16 Year Old Chronicles: The Day I Died
  • The 16 Year Old Chronicles: Eric and Monica's First Date
  • Mad Jack
  • Remembering MLK
  • Poop Joke
  • Seven Cartoons
  • Jokes For Children
  • The Boy That Wears My Face
  • vincenttruman.net
  • Make a Better World!
  • Drawing the Line (Cartoons)
  • God's Child
  • Six Cartoons: This is My First Time So Please Be Brutal
  • Survey Ain't Blogs and Blogs Ain't Surveys
  • SUPERMAN V (videos directed by P. Baio)
  • My Life as a Film Star II: Fake Blood and Celery
  • My Life as a Film Star
  • Friends Like These
  • Pop Blog (Contains the Word 'Penis')
  • GREETINGS FROM NORWAY (audio)
  • Qix My Ass
  • Failed Sketches 72: WILL YOU PLEASE
  • Tagged III: More Fookin' Quirks
  • Kerry v. Bush II: The Reckoning
  • Halloween For Oldsters
  • The Virtual Psychiatrist (audio)
  • A Jew Walks Into A Publishing House
  • All The News You Can Eat (October 15, 2006 Edition)
  • Tagged: 7 Things That Kill the Mood
  • Dirty Dancing III (Video Blog)
  • Invasion of the Brain Snatchers!
  • Links A-Plenty: What Am I Doing?
  • DeFacto Episode 7: Yours, Mine and Hours
  • Soldiers v. Cindy Williams
  • That Sure Isn't Playa! (w/Kerry Wagner)
  • Appetizin' Rhythm: The Orange Chicken Experience
  • The Accidental Terrorist
  • Pointless Banter Exclusive Content
  • Achilles' Fables
  • Notties
  • Dream a Little Dream
  • Girls' Night Out
  • Tagged Again: Six More Minor Points
  • Pictures of Ohio 2: Return to Cuyahoga Falls
  • Gay Games Open in Chicago (Photoblog)
  • Expanding My Horizons
  • Cartoons Gone Wild
  • DeFacto Episode 6: Love You to Death
  • June 25, 2006
  • Best Show in Vegas
  • Lessons for Children
  • Putting Nerd Rumors to Rest (Doctor Who content)
  • I Know You Are But What Am I?
  • UGLY BUNGALOW: my first book
  • If a Blog Falls in the Woods...
  • The Cracker Translations
  • Idea Recyling (a blog prank)
  • All The News That You Can Eat (May 9, 2006)
  • Interactive Blog II: The Virtual Girlfriend
  • Interactive Blog I: The Virtual Boyfriend
  • DeFacto Episode 5: Benefit of the Doubts (Marriage)
  • DeFacto Episode 4: Dating The Family
  • Picking Your Friends (This Is Just Silly)
  • TRIPLE NIPPLES (with Randy and Armand Assante's Left Ventricle)
  • I Have Seen The Enemy... And She is Ours!
  • DeFacto Episode 3: Things About You I'd Change
  • Letters, I Get Letters
  • DeFacto Episode 2: Hearing the Same Story Over and Over
  • Sex Parties: A Philosphical Examination
  • DeFacto Episode 1: The Best Thing About Dating You
  • Subject: god
  • Pit Bull Legislation
  • 'I Can Comment on Your Comment About...'
  • Bottom Bloggers
  • Oh Those Wacky Muslims!
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    My Interests

    History, psychology, religion (from a respectful distance), politics (from a very respectful distance), music composition, writing, poetry, acting, coffee, surpassing my record for consecutive days alive.

    I'd like to meet:


    You are welcome. Thank you.


    Just don't use my comments as ad space, unless you offer to pay.

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    THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
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    by Vincent Truman

    Heroes:

    Jennifer?, Peter Cook, Ken Finkleman, Karen Hines, David Bowie, Eric Idle, Sarah Silverman, Ani DiFranco, Geoff Emerick.

    My Blog

    Our Thick Planet

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    Posted by Vincent Truman on Sun, 04 May 2008 06:06:00 PST

    The Semblence Gene

    I think that's funny. I suspect quite a few of you have seen this particular illustration.  As simple as it is, it is rather hard to explain: it is a combination of, um, cartoons, real pictures ...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:54:00 PST

    What is love? And what does it have to do with it?

    I found this piece of my writing while looking for something else.  I thought it would be nice to share. ______________________ When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure. But...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST

    Bible 2.0

    It's true, I'm an atheist. I actually have to define myself by what I don't believe in. This is a fairly rare phenomenon: you never hear about people being anti-choice, or anti-life, or even anti-acti...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

    "Happiness" by Kristin

    As Inga, that mad Norwegian journalist, swept through Chicago last week, we did a light parody of the videos that her and our friend Kristin have done in the past (check out my last blog for the parod...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST

    "Happiness" with Inga and Kristin

    Two of the hottest Norwegian chicks you’ll ever see!   This blog is based on a true story, which you can see here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN8BKeaLR2E...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:52:00 PST

    Clinton Should Drop Out And Heres Why

    It is difficult to choose between the "Yes We Can" and "Yes We Will" crowds, but ultimately, I support Senator Clinton.  She knows the drill, can play hard ball, and I’d rather have a presi...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:24:00 PST

    Too soon?

    Suspicious Clowns: America’s Funniest Vietnamese! ..               if you hate this video, you’ll love my bookthis is my first time so please...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:01:00 PST

    The Folk Singer Waltz Blues

    For a year or two, I was on the folk circuit, gigging around with an acoustic guitar and an Art Carney outfit (white T-shirt and vest).  I was known, somewhat, for my curious taste in twisting so...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:45:00 PST

    Unfinished Blog 1: Can’t We All Just Get Along?

    Answer: no. The reasons are two-fold: 1. We are a war-like species.  There’s nothing that gives us more pleasure than having more of something than someone else: more friends, more possessi...
    Posted by Vincent Truman on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:45:00 PST