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Paul Siggy

Myspace is pornography for procrastinaters

About Me

I am myself a comedian, voice actor, and a martial artist. I'm into audio topography ethnography. An abuser of social networking or lurker. A thumb wrestler. I'm a bit of a bibliophile, and a music snob. My humor is free associative editorializations of topical (not the ointment, ...well sometimes...) anthropomorphic, nonsensical, spooneristic, jibber jabber jokes,and what-not. All absurdist and satirical like. I tend to preach to the choir, but I know-- not everyone is singing. My ADHD is just non-sequiturs, and run-on sentences. I'm a minimalist in a feng shui. I have an excellent bedside manner-a real diamond in the buff. I once played in the musical Co-Ed Prison Sluts . I like to ride my bicycle, but my first love is skateboarding. I keep it surreal, Noam sayn'. I'm a practitioner of cell phone etiquette. I love Comedy, and it loves me back. I enjoy spanning time... I believe in coordinated activity in secret places, but I don't believe in conspiracy.

My Interests

"When crowd-delirium is exploited for the benefit of governments and orthodox churches, the exploiters are always very careful not to allow the intoxication to go too far. The ruling minorities make use of their subjects’ craving for downward self-transcendence in order, first, to amuse and distract them and, second, to get them into a sub-personal state of heightened suggestibility. Religious and political ceremonials are welcomed by the masses as opportunities for getting drunk on herd-poison, and by their rulers as opportunities for planting suggestions in minds which have momentarily ceased to be capable of reason or free will."Aldous Huxley

I'd like to meet:

My hyper-active idiotic-deprecating self at 18. Other carbon-based artists, weirdos, self-proclaimed deities, heretics, derelicts of dialects, anti-heroes, intellectuals, historians, editors, scribes, pages, pervs, interns, pee-ons, poop-ons, no morons, mediums, and one size fits-alls.

Music:


Movies:

Mindwalk, Karate Kid 2, Grumpier Old Men, Hard To Kill, Goodness Gracious Me (BBC Series), Crippled Masters, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Shaolin Soccer, A Brief History of Time, Die Harder, F is for Fake, Bubble Boy, A Day Without A Mexican, Johnny Got His Gun, Gleaming The Cube, Holy Mountain, The Wrath of Khan, Spice World, Rambo 3, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Robotech, Any Which Way But Loose, Against All Odds, They Call Me Bruce, Network...

Television:

Alexyss K. Tylor Show on Atlanta Public Access, and Science Ninja Team Gatchaman.

Books:

I love words...

Heroes:

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My Blog

London Calling, ELLO!

I said Ello.Holy crab cakes! I' ll be in London for bit trying out my bits and the chips. Thanks for all the advise that was given you savvy travelers. I will miss Pride, I will miss Chaka Khan at the...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:14:00 PST

A Spoonful of Fructose

First of all I still don't-scratch that. I have never given a shit about baseball, and the "World?" Series. Subs, Cox! I don't want to be a spectator to a interactive non-participatory sport held in a...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:53:00 PST

21 reasons why Impeachy creamy

1.If you change one thing about yourself, what would it be?I WOULD NOT care about disproportionate wealth, the general apathy of the youth of the Universe, The obvious subliminal racism, class-ism, ho...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:51:00 PST

THE LATEST IN TECHKNOW or No Secretary of the Future?

Borinquen's celebrated this weekend in the hood. This means more honking, less honkys, lots of PR flags, and chulacitas hang'n out the windows, sunroofs, bikes (I mean crotch rockets). It is pretty cr...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:04:00 PST

Zoo watching at the people.

I have had a great weekend without attending Blues Fest or Rib Fest, believe it or not. Despite the fact of the quiet death of my 3rd generation 20G ipod. It's sad really, you know you widdle down you...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

Obama tours Suffragette City...

Hillary still in Wally World.*** ..Gonna peep this tonight. But first it is Joke Practice @Whiskey Road1935 N. Damen Ave., ChicagoTel: (773) 252-8531hosted by Adam BurkeOpen run: Thursdays...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:10:00 PST

For what its’ werth.

My portrait of non-sequiturs~ ..I'm going to London / Paris in a few weeks for a few. Does any one have any tips for me? I"m not a tourist type tourist so no hints on rather intellectually...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:57:00 PST

I got love for the underdog.

I went running yesterday at 7am. I felt very gentrifyee. Running around with my ipod in Humboldt Park on a Thursday morning. I should be at work like regular folks. Where was my latte, my iphone/Black...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:45:00 PST

"Israel pulls out of Gaza, Gaza not pregnant!"

I have been working on my cardboard box, and viaduct lot in the gated community under the bridges. Chicago is getting warmer, and the job prospects are not. Its gettin hard out here for a proletariat....
Posted by Paul Siggy on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:11:00 PST

Further reading on the promoter's ordinance

Freedom goes to the highest bidder!Chapter 4-157 of Title IV of the Municipal Code of the City of Chicagohttp://digg. com/arts_culture/Ordinance_could_ruin_Chicago_s_independent_ art_scene_please/whoSi...
Posted by Paul Siggy on Tue, 13 May 2008 05:31:00 PST