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About Me

Don't check out my blog- but do ask for the free coupon redeemable at the door. Myspace is...
Oops! In deference to all of the 9-11 heroes, I have temporarily removed the parts that are offensive. I never said we pay police and firefighters too much money! That was someone else. Offensive comments will return in a fortnight.
Welcome to..... The Machine. (part II) In this incarnation mario has a weed blower and is blowing all the fallen leaves into a big pile. As we watch the automaton go about his business we all comment on the futility of life, and love.
Most of the stuff on this site is like 99% of MySpace- a total fabrication, and a lie. Except it's different in one way...
It's the TRUTH!

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My Interests

Republicans must die. Everyone else too, but shouldn't the people who have brought so much misery to this world die first? It's only fair.
If you throw two bowling balls onto a rubber sheet suspended in space, won't the bballs eventually roll together?
Wait stop! Don't go. I promise that if you keep reading, something will eventually prick your interest. I have celebrity recipes!!Invisible cars. Dangerous, but fun.
ENTER ENTER ENTER.
Okay, that thing about the cat- it was a mistake. Please don't hold it against me. I'm only human. There's two sides to every story.

I'd like to meet:

American Idol Sniper. This game puts Lindsay Lohan in the Texas Book Depositry Tower.
One by one she gets to shoot all the american Idol contestants. She gets extra points for Bo Bice. And she can't win unless she gets carrie underwood
right..... through...... the.... eye.
------------ By the way, I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Insincerity is my favorite form of flattery, and did I tell you that I think you lost some weight?
PS: I really do mean everything on here is bullshit. ---
(Except for the stuff that's real.)
That burning man red hot coals walk of pride didn't quite turn out like I thought it would, so I have removed those pictures from my profile. Don't go there expecting to find any. You will only be disappointed.
Send me your email address and I will put you on my virus spam list from hell. Each day you will get thousands of emails with offers for stuff you have no interest in what so ever. And every email comes with a dangerous self opening virus that attaches itself to your computer hard drive, your cell phone, even your spine. You can feel it already can't you?
You will also get pop up blocker blocker. It blocks the thing that blocks the pop ups. Cookie alert and Ad alert, do nothing, but alert alert advises you when Bo Bice has been shot.

Music:

I'm not fickle, but I like the same stuff everyone else likes.
Didja ever hear that stuff they play on some of those internet sites? That is some good shit!
And you can't even get it on the internet!
Also, and this is no lie---------- I'm still thinking about all the spaces that tom took out of my last two entries.TOM, you cheeky little thief.

Movies:

Moojies? Isn't 9 bucks a little expensive for a moojie? That's mailbox smashing moola! You can smash at least 3 mailboxes for 9 bucks.
I love Kung Fu movies, and surfing movies. Hey, I don't expect YOU to like them. I just said I like them.
Wait, is this the part where I say- "I just love Jeeeesus?"
Say it now and say it loud... Two's company, three's a crowd!
Okay, you're getting bored. Let's talk about something else.

Television:

Is there really such a thing as "Television?" I mean really, does it exist in the real world? I don't think it does. My rear view mirror is a television, but it only looks into my past. Get my point?
Am I the only one who reads people's blogs? Everytime I read one there is a disturbance in the force, like a thousand voices crying out.
Course, I read with death star glasses.

Books:

My life as a "Topic Patrol" Junkie.
Yeah, it's true. That was a shameless plug for "Topic Patrol."
I try to find some marginally funny people. People so freaking in love with the status quo that they think the whole world is a bowlful of cherries. No- wait, they think the whole world IS AGAINST THEM, and by god, they would love to have a bowl full of cherries if someone would just offer them!

These are the people of TOPIC Patrol. These and others.

Speaking of the "Ho HUM Life of Spilt Milk", yes, it's just a bunch of pictures of my life, and my thoughts about those pictures. Go look in my groups.

Heroes:

I had a robot once. I couldn't keep him out of the advil. He took it like candy. He stole a TV set from target. Said it was the voices in his head. He doesn't even watch TV.Jeff Probst is kinda my hero cuz he was in that 'Hottie League of the Devil's Snipers.' (The good one, not the bad one.)
Favorite Simpson Character:Chief Wiggam.
Favorite person currently burning in agonizing pain in Hell:Mother Theresa. (Why'd they throw her in hell?)
Favorite Biblical character:Archie
If I had to rescue one person to live forever in Paradise:Uh, hmmm, myself silly!

My Blog

Speaking from the grave.

"I got a little bird i'm gonna take her home put her in a cage and disconnect the phone" White Stripes.When you leave MySpace it's a little bit like death.I've been gone for a record amount of time. ...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:33:00 PST

No pictures, no video, no links.

"Two headed boyall floating in glassthe sun, it has passed, now it's blacker than blacki can hear as you tap on your jarand i am listening to hear where you arei am listening to hear where you are"Neu...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

We shall all be caught up in the blink of an eye.

"I will still be here, I have no thought of leavingI do not count the time"Fairport ConventionThis is one of those things I can talk about because it's a myspace blog. "He was staring at my breasts."...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:26:00 PST

The blog that was so big it ate itself. Then it ate Britney. Then it ate LA, Chicago,&NY.

"I’m like an elf, I’m immortal. It takes an accident to kill me."Inga Thursday 3/27/08Inga (from Norway) is travelling around the USA, visiting MySpace bloggers. It’s beco...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

When good people go bad.

Mortal sins I am guilty of, and could go to hell for.1: Marched in two anti-abortion rally’s. (You read right, ANTI-ABORTION.)2: Voted for Gerald Ford over Jimmy Carter. Voted for Ronald Re...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:54:00 PST

Bits and pieces, bark, bridges, Ray and Ana.

Any blog I write is really about checking in with this loosely affiliated group of people that I've become involved with over the last two years.It's not really about tadpoles, or contemplating the si...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:02:00 PST

Portland oh Portland, my city of ruin.

"The stars still pierce the blackAnd I'm glad that I came backBeside the yellow line"Avett BrothersEvery since Dabi posted his ode to his adopted city, I've been thinking of writing one about Portland...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

"Uh, what Im sayin is... we fixed the glitch."

"I felt like I was really close...to controlling the entire world."The Chief, from PAPRIKA.When unemployment reaches 6% my position in the world gets a little wobbly. That's just the way it is. When...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:33:00 PST

What’s the proof in that?

Alcohol update: Since I quit drinking for the month of February I haven't actually had the DT's. That might be pretty cool.I picture the sun shining in an open window. The white gauze curtains blowi...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:13:00 PST

Its warm, even in February, when taken internally.

Last February I swore off alcohol for a month. The reason I chose February is...It's the shortest month of the year.There are no natural drinking holidays that month (except maybe the superbowl). Th...
Posted by Spilt >Milk on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST