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Horse Head

Ha ha ha HA ha ha! ...Neigh.

About Me



My Interests

-food -sex -art -writing -you -me -them -internets

I'd like to meet:


Music:

I don't have ears. :-(

Television:

molest your television

Heroes:

Let me get back to you.

My Blog

The Only Political Blog I Will Ever Write

Nurse:  'The patient is sedated and ready for the operation.'Doctor:  'Hand me the scalpel.'Nurse:  'Scalpel.'Doctor:  *cut, cut, cut*Doctor:  'Dear gods!  I've sliced ...
Posted by Horse Head on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:39:00 PST

Aurora Regalis

You make meunfurl inside, where bomb shelters lay in ruins, suddenall unbidden, red and purple liliesand tongues like rain unrolloh, fields that were brown,you torch themand they blaze up, in a worl...
Posted by Horse Head on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:38:00 PST

The Val Chronicles: Goodbye, Top Eight

I'm tired of the Top Whatever, aka the Myspace Top Friends.I'm gonna put a stop to this ranking, this "how much I care about each person" as if I'm weighing them like a pound of bananas.  My life...
Posted by Horse Head on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:01:00 PST

3 AM Stuck On Earth

You're going over the edge with me, andYou say that you want to follow me downWell, don't you know by now, Icarus,that only fools flyIs your belief at the sandy core of an eternal river Below an endle...
Posted by Horse Head on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:01:00 PST

Notes From the Road: Seattle 2

As promised, this shall be mostly a photo-blog! And what a photo-blog it shall be! You people had better enjoy the hell out of this, because I had to individually load every shot off my camera by ha...
Posted by Horse Head on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:51:00 PST

Notes From the Road: Seattle 1

So I didn't go to the Block Party tonight.  After driving all yesterday and all morning, running around all afternoon with Mark, and having delicious Italian noms with Aaron at La Bella y Vita, I...
Posted by Horse Head on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:36:00 PST

Excerpts from Reality

Near the exit to Watsonville, something funny happened. There's a merging lane where cars enter from the center of the roadway, and a large, white Astrovan charged in, forcing me to merge over rapidly...
Posted by Horse Head on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:23:00 PST

HeArt

It's been a long time since I picked up my paintbrushes. (Except to put them in my car, take them out of my car, etc.)I haven't painted anything in a long time. I think months, even. The last proje...
Posted by Horse Head on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:07:00 PST

Summerbeast (Now With Bonus!)

Yes, it's that time again!  Time:  to capture the conversations which pass between me and the second spawn of my parental units... the sisterbeast.  (Also known as the Wee Beast.)Tonigh...
Posted by Horse Head on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:57:00 PST

Unjust

I noticed that the last three blog titles I posted all had the word "just" in them, so to balance out all this justness, this blog is totally unjust, Un-Just.Also, I post-dated it for the future becau...
Posted by Horse Head on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST