Things that go -THUD- in the night! |
"Things that go -THUD- in the night!""Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray the Lord my soul to keep;And if I die before I wake,I pray the Lord my soul to take." ~Some sorry ass chumpFor years now, you've...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:45:00 PST |
Last Call for Necrohol! |
"Last Call for Necrohol""Calculus is like bringing a hooker back to your hotel room, only to find out that the hooker is a big hairy guy with multiple felony convictions, but the guy won't leave witho...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:20:00 PST |
Attack of the Wolf Spiders! |
"Attack of the Wolf Spiders!"(Isn't he cute?)"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dan...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:51:00 PST |
Thats 324 megapixels per eyeball dumbshit! |
It is approximately 1,209,600 seconds, or 20,160 minutes, or 336 hours, or a fortnight, or éÑÕâÙÙÝ, or 14 days, or 2 weeks until the best month ever known to mankind... OCTOBER! Autumn or Fall (whiche...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 10:20:00 PST |
Spazz Jesus Revenge |
With a sinister grin, Spazz Jesus crashes out the front door of his tool shed with a fired up gas powered chainsaw. Evil dog retaliates by grabbing one of his own. They both charge at each other in...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:53:00 PST |
SHITLOADS OF MONEY! |
"SHITLOADS OF MONEY!"After many semesters of monotonous mind-numbing research, I have completed all the economics, marketing and accounting classes I will ever need in a lifetime. The afterimage of it...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:03:00 PST |
Dont Steal the Shoes. |
"Don't Steal the Shoes."Last week I decided to indulge myself in some slack time. I had an opportunity to go bowling with some goof bag ass-clown friends of mine. The whole time we were ripping on eac...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:57:00 PST |
Oops! You fell from an airplane. |
"Oops! You fell from an airplane."Well, there you were just minding your own business on a comfortable flight to your favorite destination when you ended up in the horrible equation of ...Y-A=F(You - ...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:56:00 PST |
Alien Hand Syndrome or: How I Learned to Blog Again |
This blog was written in front of a live studio audience.(studio audience added for A.D.D. purposes)"Alien Hand Syndrome or: How I Learned to Blog Again"STUDIO AUDIENCE: (((CHEERS!!! APPLAUSE!!!)))Pic...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST |
The Ice Cream Truck is watching you! |
"The Ice Cream Truck is watching you!"It's that time of year again. They are out, patrolling your neighborhood at a creeping 10 mph. The maddening Doppler pitch of their song "Pop goes the weasel" can...
Posted by Agent Neptune on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST |
