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The Right Reverend Amadeus Rapperport

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About Me


♥ I'm fascinated by chickens
♥ Strawberries are from the devil...be warned
♥ I have a very real phobia of orange plastic chairs
♥ I have recently learned how to hypnotise chickens
♥ No seriously, I can, all you need is a stick or a piece of chalk or failing that you can use your finger...............?
♥ I was banned from giving birth at Caerphilly birthing unit
♥ Also, I can measure the respiration rate of a roughly spherical chicken
♥ I'm not as weird as I might seem, I just have a lot of time on my hands!
♥ I'm a dreadful flirt. No really, I'm awful at it
♥ I am Computer Dork
♥ I have an IQ of 149.....not 150.... it's 149....gah!
♥ I am blonde
♥ I invented e-yodelling
♥ I run a home for retired gargoyles
♥ I really have developed an unhealthy obsession with chickens
Just a small thing, I don't accept friend requests from people with private profiles unless I know you or receive a message from you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Trent Reznor, I mean you would...wouldn't you?

Well I would!

Doctor Greg Graffin

Blag and HeWhoCannotBeNamed

Jesse 'the Devil' Hughes

Turbonegro

My Blog

When we are sixty.

I’m going to take you back four and a half years to my wedding day. The happiest day of my life. Firstly, a bit of background info. Not being a ’typical’ lass, I had never wanted to...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:51:00 GMT

Death is lifes way of telling you that youre fired (Part I)

50 of History's Most Unusual Deaths Last weekend a statue of comedian Tommy Cooper was erected in his home town of Caerphilly. To be fair the man was a true artist and died doing what he was renowned...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Jolly Judd Ate My Baby

Yes, I know, ANOTHER tag. This time from the lovely ">Judd who seems to be trying to break the record for the longest blog tag. To be honest I gave up reading his half way through so I'm not sure exa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 20:17:00 GMT

Uncanny Tales

Right then, I was tagged by God's Voice to declare 6 weird facts about me. I was also tagged by my favourite author Gary Greenwood to reveal 7 weird facts about me.   That makes 13&&unlucky...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:25:00 GMT

Test results

Well, it's been a while hasn't it? I just want to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their support during a difficult few months.  Without you all......well it jusn't bear thinking about...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Seconds out, Round 3 Ding Ding

Here we are folks, with another round of blog tag. I was tagged by the Doc whose answers were thought provoking, well written and from the heart. The only thoughts that my answers will provoke are wh...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:32:00 GMT

Looky Likey's....perhaps not!

I've reposted this as the original image disappeared and using the same photo as before I am no longer 83% like Uma Thurman. I'm sure Uma is breathing a HUGE sigh of relief poor dab!
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Randomness, it's catching you know!

Thanks to the lovely Sheree for tagging me, here are ten random facts about me&.and believe me when I say random.   1. I have no gag reflex&.I've always been a popular lass. Photographic ev...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:27:00 GMT

Snnoooooooooowwww!

Apparently it snowed in South Wales 38 years ago today. How do I know this? My wonderful husband Raoul was born 38 years ago today and the snow was so bad that his mother had to walk to hospital in la...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:40:00 GMT

He has gone to meet his maker.

Family Notice It is with great sadness that I inform you all of a family bereavement. At 9.32am, Darth Shabunkin was found floating face-down (one eye down actually) in his indoor aquarium, no longer ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 06:47:00 GMT