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My life is a very complicated drinking game...

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About Me

Well I am the smartest idiot in the world. I take joy in the simple things in life. Like drinking until I puke and then falling asleep on the bathroom floor with the door locked for two strait days. Or just sleeping in, thats cool too. I enjoy long walks on the beach, as long is there is somewere to go. Because really who just wants to walk on a beach and then be like.. Shit, now we gotta turn around and go back. People always tell me that I am a romantic. Nothing says loving like a $5 bottle of wine from the gas station and some black n' milds. CLASSY. I find humor in all things. Especially people hurting themselves doing stupid things. Take that Steve Irwin. What too soon?

My Blog

Ranting my way back into your hearts.

.................... So, I am back, finally got the interwebs at the house and what not. I dont think I will ever spend the time on here that I once did but I do still think I will blog a go...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:28:00 GMT

I'm only a third away!

So, YEAH, blog number 166. That's like two thirds the way to being the devil. Well, at least if you look at it; probably not so much if you are inclined to the mathematical side of things. As of l...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:25:00 GMT

Damn its going to be a bitch to scroll back thru all the nonsense that follows.

Ruby was practically begging me the other day to do a blog but its hard to have concise and well thought out shit when typing on the cellphone but I still felt the urge to do one. So imma do a tag blo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:16:00 GMT

It is 4:12 in the morning, do you know where your childhood is?

Its about 5 in the morning local time and I have been up since a little after 4. Brooke is working a "normal" shift so she has to be there at 5. She normally kisses me goodbye before she leaves which ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:31:00 GMT

Trying to fix what Madonna did to rap!!

So, I haven't done a blog in a good bit and I just don't feel like writing anything of substance. So thankfully, Tyler tagged me with some music stuff like things. And thankfully for all of you, I fel...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:05:00 GMT

NY Fashion Week, with a side of SUPER!!

After last night's AIO show, I decided that I should molest my inner homosexual and channel Mr. Blackwell and Cojo to the best of my abilities; I will be Justine Mliavcdg. (Or I really just am in a st...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:29:00 GMT

The failures of murdering talking computers.

So it is time for me to cover the newest Platypus Group task and I have decided to throw a couple in together under one central idea: HEROIC FAILURE.   I tried to find a definition of HEROIC FA...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:49:00 GMT

Every day is exactly the same

I know where this is all headed. I know the direction that my life has taken and where it will lead.   Everyday, I wake up and it is the same is at was the day before. Nothing ever really chang...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:49:00 GMT

Bye Bye Platy

Ok, so I took several stabs at doing the Platypus Group Task this week and all where pretty fucking horrible. I just couldn't get one complete idea and since Judd already did the abortion thing, I was...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Jacques Rogge Speaks Out

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  BEIJING (AP)IOC president Jacques Rogge praised Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt on Thursday for showing what the "spirit ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:39:00 GMT