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About Me


I am:
a real woman. excellent cook. easy-going. southern. bookworm. mother. social activist. goofy. bitchy. tiny. powerful. sister. liberal. good friend. forgiving. student. confident. soft inside. hard outside. talkative. animal lover. emotionally stable. perky. lover. fighter. risk taker. christian. protector of children. food lover. crazy. quiet. nurturing. sincere.
I love:
God. michigan football. fried chicken. laughing. road trips. music. whiskey. Vince Vaughn. shoes. watching baseball. buying christmas gifts. coffee. dancing til dawn. lazy weekends. politics. rain. pedicures. movies. gentlemen. children. fuzzy socks. desert sunsets. San Fransisco. wine with girlfriends. helping people. writing. hot showers. beers at the beach.
I hate:
social ignorance. "thanks for the add" comments. cysts in my ovaries. road rage. users. bad grammar. judgemental attitudes. control freaks. George Bush. money hungry people. hard mattresses. chocolate. drama queens. gladiator sandals. headaches. rude people. disrespect. bad parenting. gossip. tequilla. neediness. Los Angeles. insomnia. desert heat. throwing up.
My favorites:
color: red.
food: southern.
band: orgy.
comedian: katt williams.
drink: crown royal on the rocks.
sport: college football.
actor: will ferrell.
vacation spot: santa barbara.
exercise: squats.
hip-hop artist: tupac.
dessert: creme brule.
movie: scarface.
actress: jennifer aniston.
coffee: iced caramel latte.
vegetable: corn.
singer: mariah carey.
scent: rain.
author: robin cook.
shoes: peep-toe stilletos.
word: word.
brand: roxy.
songwriter: elton john.
flower: stargazer.
I'm a rock star, baby!!!!!! Didn't you know???

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Marylin Monroe and myself in 2 years...

My Blog

Sexual Snowflakes

Ok, so in my "Journey to Orgasm" blog I let my readers tell what their definition of good sex was. I got all sorts of responses...compatibility, romance, build-up, rough shit, etc. Whew. And we wonder...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Stop Owning Other People's Issues

Another blogger, luke, posted a blog today asking a simple question: why is it so hard for people to have complete and infallible confidence in themselves?His blog got a lot of comments, most of which...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 14:47:00 GMT

It's the Journey, Not the Orgasm

So have you ever heard the saying, "It's not the destination, it's the journey?" Well, the same rings true for sex. On my last blog I was talking about bad dick vs. good dick, and true to form, the ma...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 08:47:00 GMT

Why No Dick is Better than Bad Dick

I get asked all the time "So why don't you ever have sex?"My response? "No dick is better than bad dick."I usually get a puzzled look. Especially from men. Women, not so much. See, if a man fucks a gi...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 11:55:00 GMT

The "Proof" Trap

I had no intention of blogging today, but I logged on to check my comments from my last blog and saw two that stood out to me. Both were talking about how you can do all the right things but sometimes...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 10:27:00 GMT

Responsibility

You know, it seems like the older I get the more I realize that responsibility is a blessing and a gift, not a chore. In my younger days, I never really minded it, but it put into the "work" category....
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 11:02:00 GMT

everyone just shut the FUCK up!!!!!!

i have no idea why i named this blog that. or why i put it in the automotive category.im sitting at my local bar on my mini-red laptop. how gay am i? im so tired i can barely hold my eyes open. i've h...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:01:00 GMT

REVENGE

Revenge is one of the deadliest things on Earth. Few people stop to realize this, and end up shooting themselves in the foot over and over again throughout life. The most common and obvious reason is ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:15:00 GMT

update on me and my crazy ass life

waaaaaaaaassssssuuuuuupppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hey there all you punk ass bitches!!! hahahahaha. damn i got 2 full days of sleep and i'm rip, roaring and ready to fire this morning! yeeee ha!!!!...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:32:00 GMT

Fate is Trying to Fuck Me

A little while ago, I posted a blog entitled "Why I Suck at Dating." I listed out a couple of the faults that I have that tend to get in the way of dating smoothly and efficiently. Well this blog is a...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:31:00 GMT