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Mixology: not just for alcohol!

Can't wait to get away from  this shit show and all the false pretense of your lies life is too short for your faultless strife and it cuts me, to be in your vice Give me that old riverbed where...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:34:00 GMT

My Weeping Pussy

Saw you today, again making my life hard on purposeI broke down anyway  and gave you what you wantedNot because you make me happy not because my life lacks for your absence, but because I can't help b...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:49:00 GMT

Fear my Noodle!

The difference between people who cheat and those who don't is very simple people who do cheat are unable to recognize when someone is mimicking in order to gain your favor.Mirroring is a common tacti...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:12:00 GMT

Time to Shoot the Liberals... in tha face!

I just had the not so rare privilege of being visited by the state police...  Approximately 15 minutes ago my 6 and 4 year old boys were playing in the yard committing the heinous crimes of cavorting ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2010 14:30:00 GMT

My nightmare from Blogspot

..This is one of my nightmares that I posted on my nightmare journal on Blogspot 2 years ago.  After this one I stopped having these strange occurrences for a while and stopped writing them down, afte...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:16:00 GMT

The Ethicacy of Hunting

When men like me go hunting the primary reason is to acquire food. I will not be talking about sport hunters in this blog or with anyone who comments, because it has nothing to do with the subject.   ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:19:00 GMT

Political rant, I appologize

Now THERE'S your problem!It seems like every time you turn around uh oh there's someone having a twatwaffeling anxiety orgasm on capital hill about this aspect of someones genitals and how they might ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:22:00 GMT

drunken rantschpiel

It's funny that people act like it's a great secret we are all experimenting with each other.  How many times has anyone purposefully engaged another for the simple pleasure of learning their mind?  I...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:00 GMT

The Real Truth About Aerial Wolf Hunting

In response to Nick and his bleeding heart blog Sarah Palin Exposed and in support of Adolf Hitler and his runningmate, Governer Palin the gentleman from Alaska. Flying wolves must die! Were not talki...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:38:00 GMT

Satan Speaks!

    The disci..ples of Chris..t had the motiv..e, the means.., and the oppor..tunit..y to dispose of his body:.. by eatin..g it! You may find this theor..y a bit tough.. to swallow, but the ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:07:00 GMT