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I'm a part of the Spaceballs: The Prequel project. I'd explain that if I could.Meanwhile, I intend to get a coffee table book going called Little Dicks. It's a book filled with nothing but essays on masculinity and photos of tiny, erect penises. Why? Because I have a tiny penis, of course!

A poll for ladies - This was set up by The Incredible Desi , based on an idea by Fantastic H .

My Interests

noncelibate monkhood, Lagavulin, LEGO, Minnesota Twins, Wyatt Earp, obscurity, travel, backpacking, Yoga, semantic humor, tangent wit, making my friends fuzzy and spending time with this woman:

The Fabulous Humble B. Wonderful
Suz-Wi-Fi
Joaquin

Angie
Life Is A Canvas
Adam

Fantastic H
A balanced contradiction
The Incredible Desi

Letha Damalis
Slax
Sweet Tourné...

Victor
Jeremy The Great
Mr. Sassy Pants

Touch the Paperboy, Hells No!
Tiffany
King Rusty

My Lovely Ex-Fiance, Vic
DabiGenie9000
Cassandra, Friend of Birds

A.T. Danus
A-Force
Naked Bill Dawes

Stacy
erin
The Redhead

Mighty Rex
Claudine
Lolagranola

Em
Freckleface
W. Stuck O.E.

I'd like to meet:

The collective unconscious of Shawna Mouser .

Music:

Neko Case, Chris Ellis, Four Tet, Lisa Germano, Brenda Kahn, King Toad, Blueberry McGregor, The Murmurs, Laura Nyro, The Risk, Bic Runga

Movies:

Delicatessen, Die Hard, Ghost World, Groundhog Day, Lost In Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Television:

MacGyver, The Tick (animated series), Get A Life, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

The Awakening, Battle Angel Alita, Bear By Himself, Catch 22, Ceremony, Crime and Punishment, The Fermata, Foucault's Pendulum, Ishmael, The Little Prince, Metamorphosis, People's History of the United States, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Siddhartha, The Stranger, The Sun Also Rises

Heroes:

Brenda Kahn, Kirby Puckett, Spiderman, Nicholson Baker, Angela S.!!! and Suzy!!!! and Farmer Jones!!! and Nancy Pelosi!!! and Captain Throbbingmember!!!

My Blog

Geek Camp - there are still geek children who can be saved

I really wish there had been camps like this when I was a kid. (Take a look at sample projects and videos created by the kids at Cybercamps.)I once spent a week essentially by myself in the middle of ...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:49:00 PST

Chances Are, You Won the Lottery

If you are reading this blog, then it is statistically probable that your standard of living, no matter how humble, is relatively extravagant compared to the majority of humans on this planet.You can ...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST

Top 10 Weirdest Ways To Get To aarondietz.us

I know I've done this before, but on my birthday I get to post whatever I want.These are the top 10 weirdest search phrases used to get to aarondietz.us, gathered by the Internet stats machine, no lie...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

Comma

I'm torn. Are these the good times, and they're addressing people? Or are they the sort of people who appreciate good times?Whatever. I'm not buying the album.Incidentally, there is new fiction on my ...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:47:00 PST

Roadnotes: Portland (really this is just an excuse to rail against Amtrak)

I'm sorry, Spilt, A, Lavell, and so on. I was in Portland and didn't call. I spent the whole time moving a friend, and was only in Portland for one night.Now, enough with the apologies. Let's ponder ...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:20:00 PST

I’m always here to help

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: 4AM Stuck on EarthDate: May 14, 2008 12:59 AM1.Should I shoot myself in the head ... 2.deal with the ford betty ... 3.grab tom and blow myself...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

I’m reading on Saturday Night. LOL. WTF.

Text for this blog provided by the LOLer Translator.I'L B BOTH READNG A PEIC3 AND WEARNG A 3-PEICA SUIT AT TEH KNOK R3LAAES PARTY ON MAY 17 (DETALES BLOW)!!1111!1 LOL THERE WIL B A BAND DRINKS* U!!!1!...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

Roadnotes: Dallas

The following is based on events that happened March 27 to March 29.I wasn't off the bus more than 20 minutes before tacos were being shoved down my throat.The next day I witnessed art and art and art...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

I Am Committed to Summer

Sometimes if you want something badly, you have to commit.Check out this video: Committed to Summer ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:02:00 PST

The Dalai Lama wouldn’t leave without saying goodbye

I worked all weekend, pretty much, so I didn't have a chance to go see the Dalai Lama speak. On Sunday, I woke up late. I had intended to get into work by 11, but I didn't leave for work until about ...
Posted by Aaaaaaron on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST