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Damn Special Secret Agent of God

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

About Me

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. DO NOT PUNCTURE OR INCINERATE. HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE. DO NOT EXPOSE TO DIRECT SUNLIGHT. STORE BETWEEN 65 - 85 DEGREES FARENHEIT.
These pictures, they go places.

My Interests

Tormenting the squeamish. Multiple sarcasms.

I'd like to meet:

Bearded ladies and people with beer. Also...

Books:

Some favorites:I, Claudius-Robert Graves, The Tin Drum - Gunter Grass, Cat's Cradle - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Catch-22 - Joseph Heller, One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Gravity's Rainbow - Thomas Pynchon, Narcissus and Goldmund - Herman Hesse, Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace.I also dig P.G. Wodehouse, Ray Bradbury, Harlan Ellison, and some other folks. I like to read, nonfiction too, art history, psychology,odd stuff.I also find that, in a pinch, the Dr. Bronner's soap label is a ripping good read.

My Blog

Letter to Ian

 Actually, this wasn't really a letter. It would have been a letter, if I weren't such a lazy shit.    And this isn't really a blog, either, but since Ian is one of the people clamorin...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:08:00 PST

Genius snatched from th ecruel jaws of fate...er, snow

 Cross Posties! As I was walking home from work this morning, heavy of head and foot, I noticed some  scraps of notebook paper sticking out of the snow. Curiosity drew me to examine mor...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:01:00 PST

look over here!

I mean, here! Just started it. It's not that I don't love you, I just haven't been into Myspace, so much, for some reason. Which is good, because Myspace is a heap of suck and annoyance, but also...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:16:00 PST

Hangover Theater Presents - Monday Morning Animation Festival!

Yeah. I haven't posted a blog in a while. This isn't really a blog, either. Just random animated films that you might enjoy. Or hate. Or not watch. This one has a very important message, so pay atten...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

To celebrate the release of the iPhone...

 ... which I actually don't give a shit about.  "But... but... how is that possible?" you cry. "Obviously, this is, like, the coolest thing evar! You can do so much stuff with it! Like surf ...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

Lazy Sunday rerun - He is RISEN!

Well, fuck me. Where'd he get off to?   ...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

Sauntering across the screen

 I'll post this as an image when the internet decides to stop being an asshole...  And you've probably already seen this one.   ...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Five questions from Dabi

  So Dabi is doing this thing with the questions and the asking and answering and other people asking to be asked questions to answer, and I wanted to see what he would ask, so I said, "Yes, ...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:56:00 PST

The mysterious case of the Standing Towel

When I walked into my bathroom yesterday morning, a very odd thing indeed was standing there to greet me. Naturally, I was a little disturbed by this. When one thinks of normal towel behavior, "stand...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:28:00 PST

Neolithic skeletons found in 5000-year embrace

Archaeologists in Italy believe they have discovered an example of eternal love after the discovery of two skeletons buried between 5,000 and 6,000 years ago, hugging each other. Elena Menotti, who le...
Posted by Damn Special Secret Agent of God on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:46:00 PST