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Emily

you're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous

About Me

I don't trust people who say they don't watch TV.

My Interests

Laughs at the expense of others; destructive gossip; scapegoating; stereotyping. Brutal truths, stating the unpopular but correct opinion. Pina coladas and gettin' caught in the rain.

I'd like to meet:

Jason Bateman, David Cross; that's about it.

Music:

The Hold Steady, Mike Gunther, Lifter Puller, Belle & Sebastian, Elliott Smith, Pixies, Joy Division, Sleater-Kinney, Kentucky Gag Order, REM, Velvet Underground, Leonard Cohen, Franz Ferdinand (I know, I know, shut up), The White Stripes, Spoon, Radiohead...I could go on.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Godfather I and II, The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, Best in Show, Say Anything, My Flesh and Blood, My Life Without Me, The Deer Hunter, Godfather I and II, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Secretary, 28 Days Later, and also any bad teen movie along the lines of Can't Hardly Wait, Final Destination, or that one with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Rachel what's-her-name.

Television:

Real Housewives of Orange County, Top Chef, The Hills, Simon & Simon, Rockford Files, Arrested Development, Project Runway, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Oz, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Family Guy, Veronca Mars (yeah, so?), Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, The First 48, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (there, I said it, okay?), Weeds, Blow Out, The Real World

Books:

"Dry" by Augusten Burroughs, Catch-22, A Heartbreaking Tale of Staggering Genius, Harry Potter

Heroes:

'Hero' is like the number one most abused word in the US.

My Blog

I am moving my blog

I am moving my blog to a non-myspace account. If anyone is interested in continuing to read some of the crap I have to say, send me a message and I will send you the link. Occasionally I may cross-pos...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 06 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

Grey Gardens, St Paul MN

Before I left town I went to visit my grandparents. Gramp told me on Easter that he had filled out a living will and he wanted to go over it with me. Great. Here it comes. I started arming myself with...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:22:00 PST

fresh country air

We went to the cabin this weekend and it rained the entire time, except for maybe literally 30 minutes. I bought an orange hooded sweatshirt from the bar at the end of our lake and immediately upon pu...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:06:00 PST

Penny=conehead

My dog has a scratched cornea and she has to wear one of those cone collars for two weeks. They try to make it sound better, glamorous even, by referring to it as an Elizabethan collar. Or an e-collar...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:53:00 PST

Why dogs are better than humans, Part 1

The coffee shop a couple of blocks away lets me bring in my dog. They love her and they give her treats and stuff. Her Christmas picture is up on the wall. I go out of my way to patronize the place be...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

done

Well, he got 25 years, which means he'll serve 17.That's the best we could have hoped for, given the retarded 2nd degree "unintentional" conviction. It should have been first degree, and it should hav...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:16:00 PST

Has it really been 6 years?

Brian Louis Zelizo 5/14/76-01/30/00 Zels, not a day goes by that I don't think of you and miss you....
Posted by Emily on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:21:00 PST

a little bit longer

Well, the sentencing got postponed until Feb 8. Nobody tells me anything.
Posted by Emily on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:39:00 PST

this never stops being funny

From my friend Pain's response to me, from the "just between you and me" quiz: 15. Do you think I'm attractive?--->For a lesbian Thanks a lot, bro....
Posted by Emily on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST

sleep

I haven't slept well the last two nights. Insomnia is extremely unusual for me. About once a year I hit some kind of low in my circadian rhythms. Or something. So about once a year I go through some p...
Posted by Emily on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST