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Joel

a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun

About Me

I cook, brew, garden, sing, win trivia contests, play music in clubs and restaurants , and curate a rare film series . I run an online radio station that's well worth checking out. I also co-host karaoke at a kick-ass club in Minneapolis. I used to draw, paint, write, play guitar, sequence DNA , fool around on the radio , and engage in a number of athletic pursuits, including arts of a martial variety.

I'm too smart for my own good. I'm really very shy. Please don't be intimidated. I promise I won't bite.

I'm a classic Myers-Briggs INTJ , which makes me one of those pesky NTs , who understands nobody and whom nobody understands. Forewarned is forearmed.

My Interests

Areas of general interest: film; pop music; cultural anthropology; literature and criticism; art history; architecture; food; beer; linguistics; languages; semiotics; grammar; etymology; saints, martyrs and relics; memorial images and artifacts; gadgets; ephemera; trivia; curiosities and apocrypha; museums; cats; gardening; body art; comix; posters; illustration. Particular obsessions: Symbolism; Art Nouveau; the Vienna Secession; Situationism; Weimar Germany; Catholic history, hagiography, and symbolism; Medieval art and literature; Renaissance art and architecture; Elizabethan and Jacobean drama; the art of the insane; incunabula.

I'd like to meet:

Geniuses. Prodigies. Polymaths. The striking. The unusual. The arty. The literate. The quisquose. People who know what "quisquose" means. Good spellers. Users of semicolons and the subjunctive. Keepers of promises. Kittens. Flowers. Hearts. Those who discover. Those who make. Those who share.

On the home front, I'm looking for somebody who can keep up with me. I have not had much luck in that regard.

Movies:

If you like cinema, you may enjoy my film series .

I'm partial to: Charly, Blade Runner, Bedazzled (the Cook/Moore original), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Punch-Drunk Love, Big Fish, Amelie, La Belle et La Bête, Brazil, Buckaroo Banzai, La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc, Prospero's Books, Curse of the Demon, Lost In Translation, The Bride With White Hair, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, Solaris, The Apple, Wet Hot American Summer, Cabin Boy, The Loved One, Popeye, Repo Man, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, La Jetée, Bringing Up Baby, Mr. Freedom, Qui êtes-vous Polly Maggoo?, Battle Royale, Spirited Away, After Life, In The Street, The Big Lebowski, Pootie Tang, Der Himmel über Berlin, Privilege, Starstruck, Idiocracy...

Television:

Never trust people who say they don't watch TV. When I'm seated in front of the Devil Box, I enjoy Good Eats, Iron Chef America, America's Test Kitchen, Mythbusters, No Reservations, A Cook's Tour, Bizarre Foods, The Thirsty Traveler, Project Runway, Robot Chicken, Saul of the Mole Men, The Tim and Eric Awesome Show--Great Job!, History Detectives, Antiques Roadshow, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Futurama, Family Guy, 24 (which has really gotten stupid lately), SCTV, Mr. Show, Get A Life, and th' Simpsons, along with bootlegs of MST3K, crazy-ass foreign stuff, and old holiday specials.

Books:

The Giving Tree. The Velveteen Rabbit. The Selfish Giant. Flowers For Algernon. 100 Years Of Solitude. The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge. Good Omens. Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. Cassell's Colloquial Spanish. Idols of Perversity: Fantasies of Feminine Evil in Fin de Siecle Culture. Voluptuous Panic: The Erotic World of Weimar Berlin. The Golden Legend. Magnificent Corpses. The Crying of Lot 49. The Difference Engine. Wicked. Philosophy In The Bedroom. Sleeping Beauty: Memorial Photography in America. Sleeping Beauty II: Grief, Bereavement in Memorial Photography--American and European Traditions. Fragmentation And Redemption. Sexual Personae. Drama of the English Renaissance I: The Tudor Period. Zone: Fragments for a History of the Human Body. Curious George Goes to the Hospital.

Heroes:

Muhammad Ali, Joan of Arc, Brian Wilson, Lyonel Feininger, Alton Brown, Chris Elliott, Peter Cook, Charles Schulz, George Herriman, Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam, William Klein, anybody willing to impeach George Bush.

My Blog

It was as though no time had passed

Over the past weekend, I took a trip to Chicago. A 26-hour whirlwind jaunt--fly in Saturday morning, fly out Sunday at noon--that reunited me with a large component of my U of C peer group, all of wh...
Posted by Joel on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:20:00 PST

Don't mind me

Just disappearing up my own ass for a while. See you soon.
Posted by Joel on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:50:00 PST

OK, that's it for tonight.

Can you make it real? Make it more than will More than just feel. We are on a ride. We're on it all the time, It's at the front of your mind. My stepfather looks just like David Bowie, But he h...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:28:00 PST

I remember singing along to this, late late at night...

When you lie down In your bed tonight Oh and I'm far from sight If you miss me And you want to cry Oh I would want to die When you wake up And it's still not light So far from my sight If you...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:06:00 PST

Lines From The Library

Write about heat and then tell Icarus He got too close Sucked in the engine of holy ignorance How could he know? No such excuse for those who come after him - Carbon alloy I've heard say: "Th...
Posted by Joel on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST

As usual, I kinda got ahead of myself

My TV stopped functioning last week. My gihunormongous 32" conventional tube HDTV. The anchor of my living room. The centerpiece of my home. The thing I watch TV on. Up and quit. I fell asleep...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:08:00 PST

In the news

The current issue of the Rake contains a very nice article about little old me and Cinema Slop, my little old film series. Check it out!...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:18:00 PST

Testing a theory

I noticed that a lot of people on MySpace choose pictures of themselves posing with other people as their primary photos. It seemed to be primarily ladies who did it, so I decided to do a little surv...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST

For god's sake, get me out of here

I don't know what's going on--I come in to work, sit down in my chair, and I immediately start to lose consciousness. It doesn't matter how much (or how little) sleep I've had the night before, as so...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 11:10:00 PST

You can gaze into the dark pit of the soul--for inspiration!

The Garfield Randomizer It's so much funnier this way.
Posted by Joel on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 03:23:00 PST