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Karli da Pepper

I am here for Friends

About Me

Yeah... people tell me that I'm nutty all the time, so be it. I probably am. Little difference it makes in the world of MySpace.
My sister will rock your silly ass like a hurricane
I love peas
I dye my hair red
I will beat you at Tetris
I dig karaoke with Suzy
My mom makes the best grilled cheese
My friends really are that much fun (see below).
I’m part of a team of dragon boat enthusiasts called the Twin City Dragons . I never knew that I could have so much fun on the water.
I'm an announcer for the The North Star Roller Girls , the best damn bunch of ladies ever.
I'll be there and I'll be watching the door for you!
Roll me over...
North Star Roller Girls!

Here are shortcuts to my lovely derby friends.
AJ Dropavich Ali Bye Anita Tension apple smacks
Betty LaRude Block-n-Deck Her Bounty Buster Hyman
Camel Toni Cher Noble Chilli Con Karna The Clam
Claudia Eyesout Crust Almighty Dawny Darko Dee Dee Generate
Derby Little Secret Derby Diva Dominatrix Dorothy Park-her
Eda Mouthful Enya Casket Flame Throw-Her Frat Brat
Headcase Heidi Granny Panties Ida Kildher Ivory Naughty
Kat Scratch Eva Katarina Hitt Kayzilla Killi St Cyr
Lex Calibur Lil’ Red Ridingcrop Luscious D Madge-O-Matic
Maggie McFaceStomp Maiden Korea Medusa Meena Than U
Merslaydes Mia Gonnagitcha Mickey Dismantle Miss Hannigan
Misteriosa Moxie Mayhem Napalmer Naughty Kitty
Olga Ogilthorpe Orange Ruffy Pogue Mahone Purple Punisher
Rage-edy Ann Rainbow Bite Me Reefer E Rhea Lentless
Rink Floyd Roller Vixen Sass Admin Sawsquash
Scary Moon Zombie Sister Shotgun Slammy Wynette Sockher Mom
Spanish Fly Girl Stalker Channing Steely Danielle Strawberry Snatchcake
Stripe Tease TamaLama Slamma Tickle Me Elbow
Banger Sisters Delta Delta Di The Kilmore Girls The Violent Femmes
NSRG Traveling Team
Come see our first bout of the season! We're at the Minneapolis Convention Center so now you don't have to haul your cookies out to Coon Rapids!

My Interests

baby animals
dead movie stars
Brits
human sexuality
Castlevania
sit down comedy

I'd like to meet:

a duet partner for Bowie/Queen "Under Pressure"
someone who knows the way to San Jose

Music:

The Beatles, The Pogues, Crowded House, Ray Charles, Rufus Wainwright, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, The Pixies, Dave Brubeck, Vince Guaraldi Trio, The Ventures, Tom Waits, Van Morrison / Them, Ben Folds Five, Chuck Berry, Roy Orbison, Elvis Costello, The Rolling Stones, James Brown, The Sonics, Wilco, The Collins Kids, The Monks, The Lyres, Otis Redding, They Might Be Giants, The Clash, Liz Phair, Devo, Jackie Wilson, Sam Cooke

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's * Goonies * About A Boy * High Fidelity * The Apartment * Spinal Tap * Clue: The Movie * Pretty in Pink * Pee Wee's Big Adventure * The Royal Tennebaums * It Happened One Night * Mystery Men * Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Television:

The Simpsons * Alias * Moonlighting * Wonder Showzen * Aqua Teen Hunger Force * Shark Documentaries * The Venture Brothers

Books:

J.D. Salinger * Dorothy Parker * Roald Dahl * Nick Hornby * The Princess Bride * David Sedaris * William Goldman

Heroes:

I love my family but I also really like them. Sam Phillips, George Martin, Mark Mothersbaugh, Buster Keaton, Jane Russell, Pauline Kael, Edith Head, Tim Burton, Meryl Streep

My Blog

Diet Pop Gets Canned

This past January I started what most people refer to as a diet.  I've been trying to impliment the term "lifestyle change" instead so that I tell my brain I want this to be permanent.  Ten ...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:14:00 PST

I’m becoming a vampire, obviously...

I'm going to look this up on WebMD, promise.  But today... well, since Sunday I've been getting a bit sensitive to light.  And my hands hurt.  My whole body is tensed up like someone is...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:55:00 PST

I’m really writing a blog about this?

This morning I got a breakfast burrito from a deli in the skyway.  Bless them for making this thing the size of my head.  I really appreciate the amount of food they shoved inside the tortil...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

Speak Easy

In the not too distant past I worked closely with some wonderful people who spoke Spanish.  They were fluent, some native speakers, and all eager to help me learn.  I bought the Spanish edit...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:04:00 PST

Nearer My Bar To Thee

There is nothing better than a good show at Lee's.  Hot dog.  If you cremate me then please scatter my ashes there.  The atmosphere is perfect with the stuffed wild cats and fish trophi...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST

Here We Go, Let's (Not) Rock 'n Roll

I'm quickly becoming domesticated.  I cannot believe it but there are to many objective facts waving their hands at me and yelling that it's true.  They're obnoxious those hands.  Serio...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

Here We Go, Let's (Not) Rock 'n Roll

I'm quickly becoming domesticated.  I cannot believe it but there are to many objective facts waving their hands at me and yelling that it's true.  They're obnoxious those hands.  Serio...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST

Here We Go, Let's (Not) Rock 'n Roll

I'm quickly becoming domesticated.  I cannot believe it but there are to many objective facts waving their hands at me and yelling that it's true.  They're obnoxious those hands.  Serio...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

Cough syrup is for fat people

Back in the day I lived in a smaller town and I was in drill team (kick line, dance team, whatevs...)  I wasn't too concerned about how much I weighed.  Me and a fellow team mate would often...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:22:00 PST

I am an Auntie

Greebo and I met up at my house last night.  We googled for map directions to a hospital.  We jumped in my car and listened to Depeche Mode.  We got good and stinkin' lost and drove thr...
Posted by Karli da Pepper on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:46:00 PST