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damien 2.0

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MOST RECENT ENTRY IN MY BLOG: the craziest most amazing thing i think i’ve ever seen.. link to read is now at the bottom of the page.i keep reading notes from past winners of the lottery declaring that they really wished they had never won -- that winning the lottery ruined their life or some bullshit like this. well, i just want the universe to know, i'm willing to take that chance. 7 bazillion dollars should probably be enough, just in case you're taking notes.here are some things i love:photography troublemakin' general debauchery hardcore makeout sessions girlz in wifebeater t-shirtsand, here are some things that i the opposite of love:not winning the lottery little plastic lottery ballz that don't show my numbers rednex bingo BOGGLE not winning stuff, mainly the lottery and.. when people try to confuse me and make me think that i've won stuff by trying to give me the old junk which they own, but which they no longer want, and they pretend it's a present. 'HEY, i've got this great tea which both smells and tastes like ass, and i don't need it anymore! why don't you take it?' 'NO.' 'no, seriously, it's a detox tea, and it's good for you.. i'll put it in your bag.'the only time i'll take something that you don't want is if it's a burrito or a donut.i'm impulsive to the max.i sing opera, but that's a big secret, so don't tell anyone.i also have a music and photography project called 'BLACKLIST'.if you want, go here to see my fancypants new website: **http://www.blacklistmuzik.com**or this one works too:http://www.modelmayhem.com/blacklistphotography[LOVEMYFL ASH]
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the most interesting thing i’ve heard lately..

...that the continued rapid and unusual drop in the price of gas is being caused by big wig oil types, who generally side with the (R) political party, and who are now bucking the usual 'laws' of supp...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:25:00 GMT

a cinnamon toast crunch binge the likes of which the world has never seen

you know, there are all these theories about whether or not you should feed your kids sugary cereals when they're young..one side says, 'hey, teach 'em to eat right. feed the little tykes cheerios.',...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT

I support Lithium Picnic

I support Lithium Picnic.Many people reading this may have absolutely no idea what a Suicide Girl is, so perhaps just a bit of background information is in order. SuicideGirls is a website which bega...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:03:00 GMT

ready, set, pee..

this is the funniest, most disturbing thing i've seen in a really long time.enjoy.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:58:00 GMT

Elf Busts Fast Drivers

here's one for the 'you can't make this stuff up' file from ABC News.this is not a joke.Elf Busts Fast DriversCop Armed With Radar Gun Slows Down Florida's CarsDec. 9, 2006 .. Police in Orange County,...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:34:00 GMT

skanktron

A few of your are aware of this.. but now i have a surprise!I recently got a call to sing and play on a piece of music that is going to be used in an independent film. The producers hadn't been compl...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 22:57:00 GMT

taking it in the ass

hey y'allz..i posted this in a bulletin but i thought it important enough to put on permanent post here in the ol' blog-of-love, harmony, and doughnuts. i'm not sure who composed this piece (i think ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 18:12:00 GMT

the end

owning your own business sucks. the end. i want to move to new york.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 11:17:00 GMT

Opening night

tomorrow is opening night at the opera, and will be one of the most important days of my entire year. the production is beautiful, and i'm psyched to be able to be a part of it; it feels like we've b...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Feb 2005 11:55:00 GMT

Congratulations, you're the proud owner of a new sports car!

it's really the little things that make this ride we call life truly beautiful, you know? and speaking of beautiful rides... you know where this is going, don't you? read on, i swear it's worth...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:56:00 GMT