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BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus

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About Me

There is a lot of things about me. If you are my friend you would know much of that by now.
If you're not my friend then you know not much at all about me. Why don't we leave it at that?
You know, I always used to wonder why chicken had scaly feet. I knew that chickens were birds but that didn't explain it. My parents kept chickens for a while and so I took to examining chicken feet, with or without the rest of the body. The only animals I knew that had scales were fish and lizards.
Well, as it turns out, the current consensus is that birds are directly descended from dinosaurs. The evidence is in the skeletal structure of birds and the class of dinosaurs called "theropods." Theropods include such luminaries as Velociraptor, Tyrannosaurus Rex, and Allosaurus. What can you say, the notion that species are immutable is laughable at best.
Simply put, chickens are descended from dinosaurs. Deal with it!
The human eye is funny. The light sensitive cells along the retina are facing opposite the light entering the pupil This forces blood vessels and nerves to form a network above the light-sensitive cells. Where these networks converge to exit the eye we get "blind spots." The blind spots aren't to much trouble since the information from one eye fills in detail somehow in the other eye (a trick of the brain). I tell you, if somehow there was a designer for that eye then that designer should be mocked and scorned for doing a job even Homer Simpson could have managed.
I should add, I am near-sighted and have astigmatism in one eye. There is an argument that the eye is a "perfect" organ and that if one part of it didn't work then the entire thing would be useless. Obviously, the person and persons who said this never had to wear glasses to correct an imperfect eye. Also, said persons never had to deal with color-blindness (of which I do not have). Both imperfections show that the eye doesn't have to be perfect to work. Therefore, the argument is void and the eye can work even with a lens that's out of focus, an eyeball that's the wrong shape, and with some light-sensitive cells missing. In fact, it's fair to say that the eye is so imperfectly designed that there was no intelligence in its making.
I like having an intellect. In fact, I put much time, effort, and will to grow my intellect. I learned much, much more when I realized that I, in fact, didn't know it all. I still don't know it all. But I know more than plenty of other people. No, if that kind of intellectualism smacks of "elitism," then you retain the right to f*ck off. 'Cause really, anti-intellectualism is so damned "retarded." Yes, if you have a problem with intellectual then you in fact are "retarded" because you'd rather live in a world no larger than when you had the mind-set of a child.
And anti-intellectualism gave us bone-headed politicians from the entire spectrum of politics. We have had, and still have Democrats just as a dumbf*ck as Republicans. That anti-intellectualism also has made us so backwards as a society that we ignore genocide in Darfur but wonder why a presidential candidate didn't wear a flag pin on his lapel. Now that was a f*cktard moment if I ever saw one.
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My Interests

Generally interested in lots of things.
I like science. It is the best way to understand the natural world (read: Universe) around us. Science lacks the dogma and doctrines that plague other less reliable explanations of the Universe.
Anyone who says that science leads to the greatest evils in the world is truly talking out of their ass. Although science can be used to justify such evils, so can things like faith, religion, deities, philosophy, astrology, and anything else humans have in their arsenal. The fact is, evil acts (acts such as genocide, "ethnic cleansing," and other euphemisms for genocide, to name one) are given any justification under the sun. In fact, the Holocaust in Nazi Germany was given all kinds of justification by Hitler, from science, to religion, to astrology, to "Aryan" myths. He still installed evil into his government.
By the way, Ben Stein and his new movie can take a shit. No, wait, it did take a shit and called it a "thesis."

I'd like to meet:

Does it matter?

Music:


I despise pop music.
But I like music that talks about the reality of broken love, rather than the fantasy of "Forever Love."

Movies:

If they're made by Tyler Perry then I probably won't be seeing it. As for Hollywood, most of that can kiss my ass.
Oh, and I don't like comedy-romance movies. Or movies that feature "Love Conquers All" as its overwhelmingly sappy theme. In fact, give me a movie where Love is nary mentioned and I'll be content.

Television:

Informative programming and subversive comedies are my favorites. I take a dump on cheapo reality series.

Books:

Books that I have read:Fiction:
• Pale Fire by Vladimir Nobokov
• Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
• Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
• 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2010: Odyssey Two, 2061: Odyssey Three, 3001: The Final Odyssey by Arther C. Clark
• The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. TolkienAnthologies:
Non-fiction:
• Ever Since Darwin, The Panda's Thumb by Stephen Jay Gould
• Pale Blue Dot, Cosmos, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark, Broca's Brain by Carl Sagan
• Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond
• Your Inner Fish: A Journey Into the 3.3-Billion Year History of the Human Body by Neil Shubin

Heroes:

Those who dissent and fight authorities are my heroes. Those who have questioned authority are my heroes. Conformists are living dead; it is the rebels who are alive.

My Blog

Some piece of night-ed work....

Coupled in solitude*Too lovely for my wordsno matter how hard I try.I can't capture your imagein any sentence I utter.An embrace, a touch,perhaps I ask too much.A longing to kiss you,a yearning to fee...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Tue, 06 May 2008 11:20:00 PST

Will you miss me in obscurity?

I don't like formulaic stories or movies. That's why I won't be watching the newest Denzel Washington movie. (In case you didn't know, his latest movie is the "inspiring teacher" movie. If I remember ...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

Blah, blah....

The long overdue valve gasket replacement and freon replenishment is finally done. Now I won't have to sweat in my car in those long drives between stores. Yes, driving between Porterville and Visalia...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

Shat, Part II

Either my account is flagged and the alert is on the fritz, so it sometimes goes away; or the phisher sensor is outta whack. Grrrr!!!    They better get that checked up soon otherwise s...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

MySpace might've shat on me....

Right after I posted a bulletin (there was a little glitch there) I got the a notice from MySpace informing me that my account got phished. I went through the process once (clicking their link and get...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:06:00 PST

I'm bored....

Nothing profound to say today. I'm just bored.
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

Call it a mini-review and a recommendation....

Has anyone else read Ray Bradbury's Something Wicked This Way Comes? I might've read it when I was a boy, but I don't remember. It was fun, though.     Anyway, the novel prese...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Two-tome news....

Representative-elect Keith Ellison will use a Koran in his ceromonial swearing-in on January 4, 2007. Ellison is a Muslim, the Koran in question is an English translation collected by none other than ...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

My background...image, that is....

Have I mentioned anything about the background tiles I made some time ago? No? Der...silly me. Okay, sometime ago I decided that I wanted a space-themed bacground for my MySpace profile and blog. &nbs...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Past 8 thousand....

Well, it looks like the character of Jason Cervantes (that novel I'm working on) is a big fan of baseball. In fact, I just found out that his family (at least the boys, and maybe his sisters) are Hous...
Posted by BahDum®, Darth Sarcastus on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST