Cassandra Loves The Macaws!

About Me

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hi there. i'm a goofball. i love the world. i make silly videos. i love coffee houses but i don't drink coffee. i love anything that embodies the human spirit through art. i think math and science geeks are sexy. you'll find me equally as satisfied in an art gallery or a baseball game or a video arcade or a park or on my couch watching a movie or traveling to unknown locations. i ALWAYS mean well. ALWAYS. The Beats slay me. i love the counting crows- "Mr. Jones" is my favorite song in the whole world. i over-use the smiley face :o) but i never use lol. i have a crush on gillian anderson.
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CHECK OUT THESE VIDEOS OF ME DANCING!
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CHECK OUT THESE SHORT FILMS I'M IN FROM SHOWMAGEDDON:
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CHECK OUT THESE RIDICULOUS DANCE VIDEOS I MADE OF ME AND MY FRIENDS:
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SO I CAN LIP-SYNC BUT CAN I SING? YOU DECIDE:
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addicted to learning and experiencing the world in which i live.
Click the link above to visit my YouTube Director page where there is much silliness!
Click the link above to see my online wishlist, which will give you great ideas for birthdays, christmas, other holidays, or just cuz you love me :o)
This Profile Wasn't Edited With Any Myspace Editor- i did it by hand.

My Interests

all things involving the entertainment industry....
movies
stand-up comedy

all things involving art or the outcome of human expression including but not limited to:
acting
singing
poetry
photography
dance
magic
paintings
sculptures
philosophy
film
writing
baseball
humanity
underwater-basket weaving
et cetera.

I'd like to meet:

Donald Trump. The Gyllenhaals. Jason Statham.
and

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(cassandra the stand-up comic and cassandra the magician's assistant coming soon!)

Cassandra Loves You!
I have a bunch of really great friends.

They Do Silly Stuff With Me On YouTube!

See everybody who knows me

Books:

hmmm... another addiction of mine... i used to want to be an English Professor...
i love e.e. cummings, Tom Robbins, Katherine Dunn, Kurt Vonegut, David Sedaris, Gregory Corse, Gary Soto, all of the Beats, and quite a few others...
Click Here To See A Library Of Every Book I Own (still a work in progress)
you can click on the links below to purchase some of my favorite books:
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues by Tom Robbins
Geek Love by Katherine Dunn
Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
Different Dances by Shel Silverstein
e.e. cummings Complete Works
Beat Voices: An Anthology of Beat Poetry by Various
An Underground Education : The Unauthorized and Outrageous Supplement to Everything You Thought You Knew About Art, Sex, Business, Crime, Science, Medicine, and Other Fields of Human Knowledge by Richard Zacks
Ther Perks Of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
The Providence of a Sparrow by Chris Chester
Please click the scrolling link above this short list to see the rest.

Heroes:

Oliver Platt
Stanely Tucci
Baz Luhrmann
e.e. cummings
My Parents
Alexandrea Lynch
Tom Robbins
Scott Hamilton
Einstein
Dave and Tammy Kramer
Julianne Moore
Claire Danes
Steve Martin
Your Mom
Creators
Inventors
Mathmeticians
Cassandra's Secrets
Status:Marketable
Here for: Your Pleasure
Orientation: Your Mom
Hometown: Spokompton Y'all
Body Type: Splendid
Ethnicity:Cracker
Religion: Agnostic/A.R.E.
Sign: Low Flying Aircraft
Smoke / Drink: When On Fire / As A Necessity To Live
Children: Good With Ketchup
Education: I Could Take You To School
Occupation:Robot
Income: I Prefer To Barter and Trade
Lucky Number: 3 is a magic number
Favorite Color: blue and green
Favorite Flower: exotic lillies
Favorite Food: MEAT (steak)
Pets: 8 parrots
Tattoos: 6
Favorite Cereal: Crispex
Favorite Poet: e.e. cummings
Gold or Silver: white gold
Favorite Holiday: Christmas
Drink of Choice: Kahlua & Milk
Wine of Choice: Riesling
rad awesome?: hells yes.

My Blog

Cassandra in "Reservation"- g14’s awesome new ongoing series!

From g14 productions:Subject: Reservation - May 5thA Community of young people with extraordinary abilities live in hiding, trying to lead normal lives.A black-ops government Agency is searching endle...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Fri, 02 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

Cassandra Made Another Lip-Syncing Video!

i finally did another lip-syncing video! i don't think this one is all that great though, but its the first one since i've restarted and its certainly not the last... i've already got another one in t...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

Cassandra in g14’s Sweeney Todd Parody!

this was a lot of fun to do and i enjoyed learning the music quite a bit...please click on the image below to be taken to the video and if you have any comments, please write them below the video on t...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:14:00 PST

Cassandra is g14’s "Lovebirds"!

CLICK ON THE PICTURE BELOW TO BE REDIRECTED TO THE VIDEO!If you enjoy the video and/or have any comments, please leave them on the video on the g14 website (which you're being redirected to) and not h...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:23:00 PST

Cassandra in "Class Project" (now with arnal socks!)

a friend of mine had a class project to do on in-camera editing and i was asked to help out along with the g14 productions guys... so now its up for viewing at the g14 website and its delightfully fun...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:34:00 PST

Cassandra as Avril Lavigne in Humanitarian Award Video

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Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:12:00 PST

MLK DAY

i've been reading articles and stories all morning and below i've combined several articles, messages and some of my own sentiment in regards to Martin Luther King Jr Day... i apologize that none of m...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:54:00 PST

this tom-girl really wants to be my friend

but who can blame her?(there are also four more identical requests below those... including a second one from the other girl named Tom- who knew that name was so popular among women?)...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

Cassandra Dances!

the studio where i teach, The Ballroom Studio in Centreville, VA, had their Fall Showcase in October and here are a few of the things i did...the first is the "girl number" which is just Michele and m...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

Cassandra Stars in Intel Holiday Gift Guide!

Five or Six edits later (trust me the first edit was funnier than the accepted final product) and we have the Intel Approved Intel Holiday Gift Guide in which I play Connie- the host who loves the pr...
Posted by Cassandra Loves The Macaws! on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:45:00 PST