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Cassandra Is Magical

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About Me

i can be found on friendster here
i love coffee houses but i don't drink coffee
i love anything that embodies the human spirit through art
i think math and science geeks are sexy
i'm addicted to books; my collection continues to grow and can be found in its entirety in the book section by following the link to librarything.com
i love stand-up comedy, performing it and watching it
you'll find me equally as satisfied in an art gallery or a baseball game or a video arcade or a park or on my couch watching a movie or traveling to unknown locations...
i don't like cheese and i HATE being a picky eater
my favorite thing in the whole world is christmas- i love everything about it, from the spirit of christmas that suddenly takes over the world, to the commercialism and women fighting in malls over the last "latest craze toy"... when i'm sad i listen to christmas music.
i'm a performer. if it involves performance, i'm interested. i'm an actor/singer/dancer/art model/magician/magician’s assistant/stand-up comedian/improv-er/writer/public speaker/poet//et cetera
i know the difference between "they're" "there" & "their", "you're" & "your" as well as “too”, “to” & “two” and that “a lot” is two words.
i'm an excellent listener because i really care about what people have to say
i love to people watch
i like every kind of humor, from silly/goofy/slapstick to dry/witty to high-brow to low-brow... you name it. i'll only laugh at the first fart joke though, sorry but it doesn't "keep getting funnier"... i will, however, laugh at every dick joke. cuz that's just the kind of classy lady i am.
i love tom robbins novels, e.e. cummings poetry and david sedaries shorts.
i ALWAYS mean well. ALWAYS.
i just really want to make people happy- i love it when you can see the actual moment that whatever you're doing performance-wise reaches someone.
i'm addicted to learning about everything- if i'm even slightly interested in something i have to know everything about it
i hate it when something i like becomes mainstream... it makes me like it less, and yes, that makes me the same as what i'm trying to avoid.
i like it when people correct my grammar; it doesn't happen often, but i never want to misspeak
sometimes i'm too hard on myself
i feel guilty when i can't give and volunteer for more organizations
i give money to almost everyone in the street- i don't care what they spend it on, i was just going to buy another book with it anyway
sometimes i have the mouth of a sailor and i don't like people who say "only the uneducated need to speak such filth." i usually have a better fucking vocabulary than the person telling me that.
no, i'm not from SEATTLE, so stop it. yes, i've been there. several times.
The Beats slay me.
i love the counting crows- "Mr. Jones" is my favorite song in the whole world.
on this profile, i accept every single incoming friends request, but i'll only talk to you if you instigate… i have another profile that i keep for people i know in real life.
i don’t capitalize when typing on purpose~ i guess i was just heavily influenced by e.e. cummings and my high school poetry teacher.
i love a book that can kick my ass either contextually or syntactically. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn is a good example of the former.
i over-use the smiley face :o) but i never use lol.
i have a crush on gillian anderson.
i don't think people should put ANYTHING in jell-o unless its alcohol... it is so good by itself.
my mom makes the best speghetti.
if there's no meat, than its not a meal. i like me some dead animal.
i've met a lot of celebrities. i have no idea why.
i like to try new things.
i think WHY someone did something is MUCH more important than WHAT they did.
i eat something because it tastes good, not because it's "good for me". NOTHING should be an "acquired" taste. you should like it the first time.
i didn't use some retarded myspace editor for this profile. i did it by hand.

My Interests

everything this gutted globe has to offer
art, poetry, entertainment, stand-up comedy, philosophy, science, literature, baseball, humanity and YOU.
How to make a Cassandra
Ingredients:
1 part anger
5 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO RULE ASS

Music:

I grew up with a musician in my home so I learned to love all music.... not to mention that I'm a performer so I seriously love all sorts of music... my favs above all else, though ecclectic, would have to include the following (click on the link to visit their pages):
The Counting Crows
The Beatles
Brenda Weiler
Maroon 5
Jack Johnson
Jason Mraz
Mindless Self Indulgence
Dragonforce
L7
Aimee Mann
Muddy Waters
Nina Simone
Robbie Williams
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Giacomo Puccini
Guiseppe Verdi
Barenaked Ladies
Moby
Just 4 Kicks
Dr. Demento
Tenacious D
They Might Be Giants
Angie Aparo
Tom Jones
Prince
Utopia Joe
Tom Lehrer
The Smothers Brothers
Aerosmith
Joni Mitchell
et cetera... i'm sure there's more

Movies:

I am a movie addict and could never decide... i own about 1500 movies if that gives you any idea...

Television:

i don't have cable anymore so i'm not big on watching t.v. but love THE X-FILES, FRIDAY NIGHT STAND-UP on Comedy Central, WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY (uk and us), RENO 911, and for some reason... lately I've been watching The Apprentice though I usually hate reality t.v..... there are a lot of oldschool shows that i really appreciate as well... but its really not so interesting that i would waste your time droning on about it all... :o)

Books:

hmmm... another addiction of mine... i used to want to be an English Professor...
i love e.e. cummings, Tom Robbins, Katherine Dunn, Kurt Vonegut, David Sedaris, Gregory Corse, Gary Soto, all of the Beats, and quite a few others...
Click Here To See A Library Of Every Book I Own (still a work in progress)
you can click on the links below to purchase some of my favorite books:
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues by Tom Robbins
Geek Love by Katherine Dunn
Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
Different Dances by Shel Silverstein
e.e. cummings Complete Works
Beat Voices: An Anthology of Beat Poetry by Various
An Underground Education : The Unauthorized and Outrageous Supplement to Everything You Thought You Knew About Art, Sex, Business, Crime, Science, Medicine, and Other Fields of Human Knowledge by Richard Zacks
Ther Perks Of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
The Providence of a Sparrow by Chris Chester
Please click the scrolling link above this short list to see the rest.

Heroes:

THOSE WHO STAND UP.

My Blog

Cassandra kickin ass in g14 trilogy!

so g14 didn't actually go anywhere for those of you that watched the bloopers and thought g14 was shutting down... it was just a ruse (sp?) to start the "new" show... the beginning of the new show is ...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

the big 2-4 birthday!

this year i turned popular show with kiefer sutherland and this birthday was probably one of the best i've had in years... of course, that's not too hard to do considering the last five... let's see: ...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

cassandra in g14 bloopers!

g14 productions has put together this bit of bloopers and moments from their video blog... check me out messing up my lines and being eaten! LINK TO VIDEO HERE...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:56:00 PST

poemblog

its been a while since i've done a poemblog... sorry for neglecting those of you who only subscribe for the poemblogs in the first place...  i've been busy dancing and playing with parrots so tha...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:56:00 PST

like Firefly? Serenity? Marijuana? 1950's Anti-Weed Movies?

if you've seen the show "Firefly" or the movie "Serenity" then you are familiar with REAVERS who are the a fictional group of humans who live on the fringes of civilized space and have become animalis...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:39:00 PST

Need Help Killing Yourself? Cassandra in funniest new vid

g14's Suicide Solutionsanother great vid that i did with g14 productions... i only have a small role in the one, but i'm also the chalk outline and helped out in other aspects of the shoot... i think ...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

Showmageddon

Showmageddon is another short film group that i've done some work with... they're extremely funny guys... here are some i'm in followed by some i just like:STUFF I'M IN: ...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:18:00 PST

so..........

i decided not to delete this profile like i was originally going to, because i get a lot of friend requests now from people who watch my youtube videos and its nice to have somewhere to be their frien...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:40:00 PST

Bald is Sexy? Cassandra does another singing video!

yay! more silly lip-syncing videos! i got the idea for this one when i was at work today and decided to knock it out when i got home (took me a little under 6 hours to do the whole thing)... didn't de...
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

Cassandra baits older men by pretending to be 13 (new vid!)

g14's To Catch a Predator
Posted by Cassandra Is Magical on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST