Sex |
When do you think the sex act takes place?This subject has caused an ongoing debate between my friend Stephanie and me. She thinks that anal or vaginal penetration is the only true definition of...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:52:00 GMT |
The Only Dating Rule |
Above any other personal issue or belief--smoker or non-smoker, agnostic or Christian, conservative or liberal, sunbather or swimmer--make sure that the person you’re dating likes you.
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:03:00 GMT |
Flunitrazepam |
Flunitrazepam is the drug Rohypnol, commonly called a "roofie."If you frequent bars and get roofied, raped, turn into a whore afterwards, try to commit suicide, enter the psychiatric ward, and ruin ev...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:17:00 GMT |
People Are Having Sex |
People are having sex out there.Maybe you're not having it. Maybe you think that the sad girl with glasses isn't having it or that the ugly guy you work with is abstinant, but let me reassure yo...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:27:00 GMT |
Writer’s Strike: Death to TV |
The writer's strike tickles me.According to Yahoo News, here are the shows that have no more episodes:CSICSI: MiamiWithout a Trace30 RockGrey's AnatomyPrivate PracticeUgly BettyLaw and Order: SVUCrimi...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
Sweet Talk |
Come on, baby. Please? I love you, baby.It's my first time; I love you.Baby, please. Come on--I'll be gentle. I think I might really be in love with you.Please, baby. I l...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:51:00 GMT |
The Origin of Starbucks |
If it hadn't been for the Boston Tea Party--when we dumped out all the tea and switched to coffee--Starbucks wouldn't exist.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:38:00 GMT |
Monophobia |
I've noticed that on almost myspace survey everyone's biggest fear is "being alone." Monophobia is not a legitimate fear. It's something people only put down on stupid myspace surveys when...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:39:00 GMT |
New York v. Tila Tequila |
New York is straight-up trashy. Tila Tequila is also trash. Both women have dating shows (on VH1 and MTV, respectively), where they have sex with the daters, but I think Tila is far worse ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:45:00 GMT |
Victimized at the Drive-Thru |
Every drive-thru is about sadism and masochism. The masochists are the customers, and the sadists are the drive-thru workers. Customers choose to go to particular food establisments, and t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:28:00 GMT |
