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About Me

Joey grew up on the mean streets of NOVA. His mom got capped while coming back from the corner store *big up* when he was just an infant. His pops was an undercover agent for the Ninja Alliance, and disappeared one night while looking for his honor. Joey had to raise himself on daily meals of bread and pain, and wash it all down with 2%. This hardened lifestyle made him cold to the world and his only saving grace was his John Hughes Box Set. Joey now spends his time rapping about his troubled past and does his best to always keep it real. One day he will follow in his father's footsteps to avenge his mother's death, and become the greatest rapping ninja the world has ever seen. Word.
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My Interests

Acting, Improv/Sketch Comedy, the 80's, Field Hockey, Reality TV, Movies, XBOX, Netflix, Promotions, not getting beat up every thursday night, hair restoration, and ninjas

I'd like to meet:

Actors/Actresses who never use the word "craft". Filmmakers who realize that story-telling is the most important aspect. Intelligent people with opinions, who don't thrust them upon others. Dreamers who don't settle for mediocrity. Audiences who are able to let go and laugh. Everyone's inner child for a midnight game of flashlight tag.

Movies:

Magnolia, The Goonies, Sixteen Candles, Rockstar, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Dazed and Confused, Dogma, Billy Madison, Wishful Thinking, Bend it Like Beckham, Tron, D.E.B.S., Big Fish

Television:

Real World vs. Road Rules, Simpsons, Family Guy, Paradise Hotel, That 70's Show, Newlyweds, Reno 911, Kids in The Hall, The Amazing Race, American Idol, The Surreal Life, The Office, American Idol, Celebrity Fit Club, Amish in the City, You Can't Do that on Television, The Biggest Loser, Entourage, Mythbusters

Books:

The Metrosexual's Guide to Style, The Complete Asshole's Guide to Handling Chicks, The Comedy Bible, The Dr. Drew and Adam Book, America (the book)

Heroes:

Hugh Hefner cause he has 3 girlfriends and he's like 70. . .

My Blog

My World Record

Every man fantasizes about being the best at something. Some men work their whole lives to say they were number #1. There is often internal strife as well as emotional fortitude to achieve a level o...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:05:00 PST

Joey and Hiroko: Masters of Stealth and Death

Joey and Hiroko, the masters of ninjitsu, have released the first three episodes of their training series. Only those serious about becoming stealth, deadly, and stealth should watch t...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Ladies of the 80s: Music Edition

I was perusing through Youtube earlier this evening, and stumbled upon an old video from a seldomly heard singer from the 80s. I had to watch of course, and it made me realize that almost 20 yea...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

And the winner is...

I know everyone has been on the edge of their seats since Saturday night to find out who was the big winner of the "Where's Joey on AMW" contest. It was a fierce competition and a lot of pe...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

Joey vs. Elliot in the Morning

Last week I got a call from one of the associates over at Carlyn Davis Casting to ask me if I was available for an America's Most Wanted episode shooting later in the week. I was actually r...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

Tribute to Grandpa

Since myspace has been an addiction for me and it is a good way to get my creative side out I figure I would post a tribute to my grandpa who passed away this morning. I want...
Posted by Joey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

I HATE CROCS!

I may be accused of not being "hip" or "with-it" with the statement I'm about to make but I think it has to be said: Crocs are possibly the ugliest form of footwear ever created in the history of mode...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

Wishful Thinking

The short film written by me and produced by Patcher/Iney Productions, More Than a Notch Productions, and G14 Productions can now be viewed either on my profile or in the myspace videos section. ...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:56:00 PST

Slut!

So i'm watching the Sundance Channel the other night, when I say the other night I mean like a month ago, and there was a mini-documentary on the word "Slut." Now even though being called a...
Posted by Joey on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 11:02:00 PST

Demand more, ladies!

Something my friend Carolyn had on her away message: Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait fo...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:57:00 PST