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Erin Jackson

About Me

Hey y’all! I’m a stand-up comic based in Washington, DC. I love pizza, asparagus, Bob Marley and Jack Daniels. I hate bad drivers, white sandals and men who unbutton their button-down shirts too low. To read my blog or check my calendar, visit my website: www.erinjackson.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Wright.No I *don't* mean 'Mr. Right.' I know how to spell dammit.
But just in case 'Mr. Right' is out there reading... this is how I wanna do it! 'Superman a ho' at my wedding? You betta believe it ;)

My Blog

What do you mean you dont have any more washcloths a.k.a. The worst hotel ever

I knew it was going to be bad when the key to the room was a key...with the room number engraved right on it.Convenient if you happen to forget which room you're in, but not so convenient, as the hila...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 10:25:00 GMT

I could not breathe...

I don't know when's the last time I saw something this funny. I was literally laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and I watched it 5 times in a row when I first saw it. I will be buying this album. I...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:42:00 GMT

An understandable mistake - Pt. 3: Crack Edition

No one will blame you for confusing these two. Its a completey understandable mistake. This little number is to honor DC Mayor Emeritus Marion "Bitch set me up" Barry on the boldness he continuously ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 10:50:00 GMT

The perfect Valentine's Day gift

I've got the perfect Valentine's Day gift for those of you in the DC/MD/VA area. And no, it's not candy or flowers...It's ME!I only cost (I mean my Valentine's Day show at the DC Improv Lounge only co...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:58:00 GMT

Now on FACEBOOK!

Hey y'all, Just wanted to give a heads up to those of you who are on Facebook. I have recently joined the FB fam and just created a fan page over there. I'm finding that it's a lot easier to commun...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:31:00 GMT

See they got the Big Mac...

OK so Im pretty sure the idea of this blog came about as a result of the t-shirt I was wearing during my bowling outing yesterday. Please see below:Yes, that is a Randy Watson 1988 World Tour t-shirt...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:04:00 GMT

An understandable Mistake - Pt. 2

I know I'm not the only one who thinks Jimmy Buffet whenever they hear the name Warren Buffet. It's an understandable mistake. Yes it is, shut up! ;) But dude, I'm so glad the Margaritavill...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:29:00 GMT

I hate your family

This blog is dedicated to the occupants of seats 18-A, 18-B and 18-C on United Airlines Flt. 340 from Chicago O'Hare to BWI. I know you will never see this blog, but I'm certain the therapist I'...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:17:00 GMT

Things you think, but shouldnt say out loud&

That is a very unattractive baby you have there. So you finally decided to wax your moustache. Everyone knows you're bald.  Oh and this one& Damn, Donovan& just damn.
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:06:00 GMT

My Christmas wish list -- Pt. 1

I must have this. My obsession with this movie has been well documented (see here and here). This board game would probably be the best Christmas gift I could ever receive. Though I have a feeli...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 12:18:00 GMT