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About Me

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aspiring fashion designer. writer. poet. lover. friend. myspace addict. fashion addict. lipgloss junkie. avaricious reader. terrible speller. blueberry pancake fanatic. no there isn't enough liquid eyeliner in the world to satisfy me. felini girl. never make it short. double sided. pink, pink, pink - my favorite color. i am obsessed with juicy couture. sushi tastes better when it arrives on a little train or in a little boat. i like my strawberries doused in whip cream. i eat chocolate for breakfast. i spoil myself with starbucks. i want to crawl into a camille rose garcia painting and hold princess vomita's hand. the books that have had the most profound effect on me are "crime and punishment" by dostoyevsky, "pride and prejudice" by austen and "labyrinths" by borges. i have experienced stendhal's syndrome; i was standing in front of "la meduse" by gericault at the louvre in paris. i am fascinated by art, by music. i find inspiration in quiet summer sunday afternoons amidst flowers and tea. i feel helpless when i stand at the edge of the ocean. i am afraid of heights. i am gay but david bowie convinced me i was bi. don't judge me, ever. i have endless devotion. life is a journey. it is never too late. i am always late. impress me with your mind. devastate me with your hands. lay waste to all my misconceptions. i get teary eyed and goose-bumps when i listen to nick cave. i have everything. i wish i had a garden to plant roses in. if i am wrong, show me for i will cherish you all the more. i want to forgive you. my mother hates me. i was a metal chick in high-school, i wore a very short uniform skirt and purple combat boots. i am a shop-a-holic. every dress i own is a loaded gun. i own a million pretty dresses. don't let your boyfriend come between us. just because i am gay does not mean i want every woman who crosses my path; i have standards, exceptional ones. i come on just like special k. you will never doubt how much you mean to me. my smile and my arms you won't be able to live without. i love getting lost in conversation. i love staying in bed all day. i like my boys bad and my women beautiful. i have never slept with a woman on a first date. i will never involve myself with married people. i drink jim beam on the rocks. monotony will be the death of me. to love someone is to set them free. i will never engage in a monogamous relationship ever again. you can't watch, so don't ask. i'm looking to expand my portfolio of erotic pictures, TFP. i love knee-high socks, especially striped ones. i have only published one poem. i have done terrible things. i am in line with the surrealists. i write erotica. i want to be adored. i am not a swinger. i have no room for spirituality of anykind. i don't believe in magic. i believe in love at first sight. my most prized possessions are my camille rose garcia art book and my pearl pink nintendo ds.
my top 10 very favorite albums EVER! (in order):
1. disintegration - the cure
2. the smiths - the smiths
3. violator - depeche mode
4. little earthquakes - tori amos
5. parallel lines - blondie
6. the miseducation of lauren hill - lauren hill
7. court and spark - joni mitchell
8. so tonight that i may see - mazzy star (tied with) solace - mandalay
9. oyster - heather nova
10. bjork - post
my favorite colors:
hot pink
baby pink
candy pink
sparkling red
black
white
violet
ox blood

My Interests

cardinal zin, candlelight, vosges, literature, love, poetry, the dutch masters, pop-surrealism, low-brow art, decedance, movies, writing, costumes, needles and thread, the impressionists, the french surrealists, music, the world war one poets, collecting ephemera, Halloween, cowgirls, organizing my collection of pens and pencils into little bins with heart shaped clasps, scribbling dirty things in my journal, legwarmers, everything that sparkles, Mucca, vanilla smelling anything, buttercream frosting, hiding all my good snacks from Pantoufle, Coriander, nintendogs, my pearl pink ds, fragrances and lotions that smell so good you want to eat them out of the jar or lick them off your own skin, red lipstick, debauchery, Melpomene, having women eat cake off of my naked body, masochism, Isis, perverts, polyamory, lovers and sinners, beauty, tender hearts, leather and lace, delicious women, tears, heartache, Pandora's box, innovators, diy babes, milliners, fashion designers, tarina tarantino pink head jewelry, killer dresses, peep-toe shoes, polka-dots, red patten leather, black shiny latex, bakelite necklaces, celluloid and lucite jewelry, sewing, dancing all night, funfettie cake with funfettie frosting, birthdays, punk-rock ballerinas, burlesque vampires, alice and the pirates, rag dolls, memory, travel, the written word, dark eyes, Mnemosyne, Cleopatra, destiny and mystique

I'd like to meet:

living: Kat Von D (of L.A. Ink fame), Kim Saigh (from Cherry Bomb), Warrick Brown, Mandy Black (Punk-Rock Strawberry Shortcake), Candice & Robyn (www.trashydiva.com), Tarina Tarantino (www.tarinatarantino.com), Camille Rose Garcia, Mark Ryden, Mistress Jean, Patricia (from the Horrorpops), Jessica Alba, Pantoufle, Guinevere Turner, Missy Suicide, Pudgy Little Nobody & Lulu Blackenshoe

dead: Jorge Borges, Sylvia Plath, CoCo Chanel, Bettie Page, Lady Day, Van Gogh & Jack Skellington

in bed: a woman who looks like me

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Music:

The Cure, The Smiths, The Cure, Tori Amos, The Cure, The Stone Roses, The Cure, Bob Dylan, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Horrorpops, Tiger Army, The Massacres, Calavera, Nick Cave, The Pixies, Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Keane, Interpol, Bloc Party, Charlatans UK, Erasure, New Order, Duran Duran, Peter Gabriel, Tegan and Sara, The Organ, Bjork, Ladytron, Postal Service, Shiny Toy Guns, Leonard Cohen, Stevie Nicks, Heart, Sade, The Breeders, Belly, Cake, Curve, Lamb, PJ Harvey, Blondie, Alicia Keys, Lauren Hill, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Church, LeTigre, Simple Minds, Talking Heads, David Byrne, The Sneaker Pimps, The Pretenders, Debbie Harry, Ivy, Marianne Faithful, Joni Mitchell, Mandalay, Billie Holdiay, Ella, Loleatta Holloway, The Mary Jane Girls, Womack and Womack, Chaka, First Choice, Roberta Flack, Annie Lennox, Kate Bush, Flutter, Pat Benatar, Sinead O'Connor, Carrie Lydon, Mazzy Star, Scarling, She Wants Revenge, THE NATIONAL & Maria Taylor

Movies:

KAMIKAZE GIRLS (are you a Yanki or Lolita www.babyssb.co.jp) Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, Sleepy Hollow, Chocolate, Amelie, A Very Long Engagement, Red, White, Blue, Girl With A Pearl Earring, Amadeus, Imortal Beloved, Dracula, Now Voyager, All About Eve, Rebecca, Rear Window, It's a Wonderful Life, It Happened One Night, The Best Years of Our Lives, A Philidelphia Story, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, Hero, The Emperor and The Assassin, Red Beard, Dersu Usala, Ikiru, The Sea is Watching, Dodesukaden, One Wonderful Sunday, The Bad Sleep Well, Not One Less, Raise the Red Lantern, To Live, Last Life in the Universe, The Story of Qiu Ju, In the Mood for Love, 2046, Lone Wolf & Cub, Audition, Wizzard of Oz, Lord of the Rings, Band of Brothers, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (both of 'em), It's A Great Christmas Charlie Brown, Real Genius, The Breakfast Club, Clockwatchers, GoFish, Aimee and Jaguar, High Art, Stranger Inside, Lost in Translation, Memoirs of a Geshia, The Notorious Bettie Page, Baran, Hable con Ella, THE PROPOSITION, The Prestige, Cave of the Yellow Dog, The Story of the Weeping Camel, Curse of the Golden Flower, Eros, Three Extremes, Once

Television:

The L Word, CSI:Vegas, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, The Chapelle Show, The Sopranos, The Brak Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, X-Men (the cartoon), Kim Possible, Power Puff Girls, Justice League, Digimon, Dexter's Laboratory, Tom n' Jerry, Science Channel, Discovery Channel and Animal Planet (especially Meerkat Manor and Blue Planet), Celesbian Interviews

Books:

Jorge Borges, Foydor Dostoevsky, Leo Tolstoy, Charles Dickens, Emily Bronte, Jane Austen, Shakespeare, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Thomas Hardy, Annie Dillard, George Orwell, Joseph Heller, Tim O'Brien, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Emily Hahn, Anais Nin, Nick Bantock, E.M Forster, Charlotte Bronte, Uncle Walt, Mary Shelly, Bram Stoker, Sylvia Plath, E. E. Cummings, Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Emily Dickenson, A.A. Milne, Wilfred Owen, Rupert Brooke, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Amy Bloom, Charles Baudelaire, Mary Gaitskill, Arthur Rimbaud, Paul Valery, Maurice Sendak, Chris Van Alsburg, Henry D. Thoreau, Margaret Atwood, Maya Angelu, Toni Morrison, Lewis Carroll, Tolkein, CS Lewis, Chaucer

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i want to be eaten alive by sweet things... sweet cuddly things..... with dolly eyes and vampire teeth... and ruffles and laces and claws and red lips. driping blood and candy snacks i want to be ...
Posted by byJOANNE on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:32:00 PST