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Robert

Dr. Rev. Rob Esq.

About Me

I am an attorney. Some people would argue that this makes me better than you. They would be right. If you disagree, for whatever reason, I will sue you. I like to cook, eat, and help poor people. In that order.

This is another thing I do:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I do not want to check out your hot pics, nor am I dumb enough to "click here!" You people need to die.Them and investment bankers. I hate goddamned investment bankers.

Music:

I like music, and have no real problems with it:

Movies:

Braveheart, The Three Amigos, Memento, Team America World Police, The Last Supper, City Of Lost Children, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo

Books:

Snakes On A Plane-the novelization

Heroes:

The Greatest American Hero: The Greatest American Hero

My Blog

Dorothy

I've been feeling much more like myself recently, which is why I have not blogged about anything in my personal life for some time.  It's really just not my thing.  I have, however, decided ...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:48:00 PST

I’m tired of bad news

Almost everyone I know is having a rough time of it lately.  Problems with work, family, relationships, health, and life in general seem to be the soup de jour.  I myself have my own problem...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:40:00 PST

Diatribe

Typically when I blog it is to humorously point out something that annoys me, or promo something.  This is neither.  I've been going through some crap lately that has been affecting me in a ...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:38:00 PST

10 things I hate about you

I normally do not do these sort of things.  I find them disgusting.  It took me a while to talk myself into doing this one.  The fact is, I was tagged by this person and she is a frie...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST

Suspicious Clowns HIV 2

Here it is. Another Hot Issue Video. This again was scripted, shot, edited, and uploaded in 1 day. Actually in about 2 and 1/2 hours. One of my favorite things about this video is the looks I got ...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 08:14:00 PST

Suspicious Clowns gives you HIV

Vincent and I wanted to see how long it would take us to put together a short film for a new concept we have called Hot Issue Video. We typically don't do topical humor in our sketch show because the...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

Le Date

Here's a little video that Vincent and I did. LE DATEwritten by Vincent Trumandirected by Robert Felker Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST

Nostaljinx

I, like many of you, get the occasional 50 or so bulletins a day from people in my friends list.  Once in a great while, I'll even read them.  As you all get them, I'm sure you are fami...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:34:00 PST

Leave it to the Chinese...

...to take a good, American idea and run with it.  Since you are reading this blog I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you 1) have a computer and 2) know how to turn it on and navigate thro...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 06:46:00 PST

Hooray! Myspace Justice!

Ever since my blog about the mail spam stuff I have recieved at least 2 messages a day from the exact same kind of spammer profiles.  I always marked them as spam and went about my merry business...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:19:00 PST