New Virus called W.O.R.K. in effect !! |
Read carefully and follow all instructions!!!!!There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called the Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)....
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:07:00 GMT |
The Best English Word |
"Fuck You"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word ..FUCK... It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
Advantages of Sex |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, makes hair shine and skin smooth.2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your ...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 17:38:00 GMT |
INSTALLING A HUSBAND |
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and noticed adistinct slow down in o...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:43:00 GMT |
SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE ’06-’07 |
SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE ’06-’07 - THE REMIXby Sarah SpainWe’re the new Bears Shufflin’ CrewShufflin’ on down, doin’ it for you.Going 13-3 is how we get our kicksBlowin&r...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:41:00 GMT |
Christopher Reeve Tribute |
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 23:11:00 GMT |
The Bears Fan |
It's the last home game of the Bear's season, and a man makes his way tohis seat right at the fifty yard line.He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans overand asks his neig...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 13:15:00 GMT |
The Most Functional English Word |
Did you know that its a fact that the most functional English word isshit because it is used in so many different ways!?! Thats rightshit! Consider: you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or h...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:57:00 GMT |
From Chicago If... |
You know you're from Chicago if......You don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois. You become irate at people who do.Everything is 15 minutes away.You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "De...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:08:00 GMT |
Mental Health Hotline |
Hello, Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline!If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press the "1" repeatedly onyour phone.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press the "2" on yourphone.If y...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:17:00 GMT |
