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Pattious

Uber-Fantabulicious ♥

About Me

My name's Patty I won a contest from q101 That makes me DEADLY! I'm a Suspicious Clowns groupie I'm 22 years old My birthday is October 4 I have an older brother I burp like a man I don't drink or smoke I have 5 birds: 3 parakeets [Chica, Chico, and Fatso] 2 lovebirds [Batman and Guapa] I had 2 parrots [Coco and Margarine/Butter/Pumpkin], but we sold them. I had a boy parakeet [Paulie] but he died :[ Paulie's first wife [Paulina] died :[ Paulie's second wife [Princess] was murdered I have a cat [Jerry]; he killed Princess I had a bunny but he died :[ I love bunnies I have AIM ASK me for my screenname I'm super nice and friendly unless you get me mad I always try to be compassionate and understanding towards everybody, but when I want compassion and understanding, people think I'm a bitch. I'm quint-polar. I'll be normal and then angry and then I'll feel bad and then I'll cry and then I'll laugh. i LiVe oN ThE sOUtHweST sIDe oF cHicAgO... tHAt MaKEs mE GANGSTA!!! I am NOT the girl from the video that sings the HelloGoodbye song! I don't even know who she is. I like when someone talks softly to me when I'm sleepy I also like when I'm sleepy and I ask someone to tell me a bedtime story and they make one up right on the spot just for me. I send the COPS early cuz I'm always late. I like to make animal noises. I like to dance in random places like supermarkets. I wanna walk up the side of the mountain I wanna walk down the other side of the mountain I wanna swim in the river and lie in the sun I wanna try to be nice to everyone I have a penis I'm on the dean's list, that means I'm better than you and I don't ever need to do anything again...
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My Interests

suspicious clowns tv books wrestling internet phone friends mall and movies downtown music.

I'd like to meet:

Liam McD, Superbaz, Stigmund, Lauren, Louie, Adrian, Kevin McNamara, Eamo, and lots more peopleView Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

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Pattious Maximous McD's hilarious friends.

Tio Vinny!

Robert

Suspicious Clowns

Suspicious Clowns Muzik

Liam McD

Kyle Ramos

JacenK

Jefrey

Racist AIDS Monkey

Bubba Muski

Popcorn Assassins

House’s Cane

Music:

Liam McDermott 3 Doors Down 311 A Perfect Circle A.F.I. Alien Ant Farm Aqualung Ashlee Simpson Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold Avril Lavigne Bile Billy Talent Black Eyed Peas Blink 182 Bloc Party Blue October Bowling for Soup Brand New Breaking Benjamin Chevelle Christina Aguilera Cold Coldplay Creed D12 Dashboard Confessional Death Cab For Cutie Default Dido Disturbed Drowning Pool Earshot Eminem Evanescence Eve 6 Fall Out Boy Foo Fighters Fountains of Wayne Franz Ferdinand Fuel Giant Drag Gidgets Ga Ga Godsmack Good Charlotte Green Day Guns N Roses HelloGoodbye Hoobastank Hot Hot Heat Iggy Pop Ill Nino Janes Addiction Jason Mraz Jessica Simpson Jet Jimmy Eat World Kaiser Chiefs Kasabian Kid Rock Kill Hannah Kings Of Leon Korn Lars Frederikson & The Bastards Less than Jake Lifehouse Limp Bizkit LiveOnRelease Los Lonely Boys Lostprophets Marilyn Manson Maroon 5 Matchbox 20 Mest Metallica Michelle Branch Missy Elliot Modest Mouse Moneen Motion City Soundtrack Muse MxPx My Chemical Romance New Found Glory Nickelback Nirvana No Doubt Oasis Ok Go Outkast P.O.D. Papa Roach Phantom Planet Pink Puddle of Mudd Queen Queens of the Stone Age Rancid Red Hot Chili Peppers Relient K Revis Seether Shinedown Simple Plan Slipknot Smile Empty Soul Snow Patrol Something Corporate SR-71 Stacie Orrico Staind State and Madison Story of the Year Sugarcult Sum 41 Suspicious Clowns Muzik Switchfoot T.A.T.U Taking Back Sunday The All-American Rejects The Ataris The Bravery The Darkness The Killers The Mars Volta The Starting Line The Subways The White Stripes The Zutons Thrice Thursday Transplants Trapt Velvet Revolver Weezer Yellowcard

Movies:

Along Came Polly Amityville Horror Batman Begins Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Constantine Cry-Baby Elizabethtown Goonies Jarhead Jawbreaker Kingdom of Heaven Legally Blonde Life Stinks Lilo & Stitch Meet The Parents Monster-in-Law Mr. and Mrs. Smith Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Riding In Cars with Boys Shrek Soldier's Girl Spaceballs The Princess Bride War of the Worlds Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Television:

A2Z Boy Meets World Emeril Live Family Guy Full House House I Love the 70's I Love the 80's I Love the 80's Strikes Back I Love the 90s 3D I Love the 90s Part Deux I Love the 90's Mad Mad House Made Newlyweds Rebelde Room Raiders Roseanne< Smallville That 70's Show That's So Raven The Ashlee Simpson Show The Cosby Show The Fabulous Life Of... The O.C. The Real World The Simpsons Unwrapped WWE

Books:

Catcher In The Rye Flowers In The Attic Garden Of Shadows Ice If There Be Thorns It Misery Petals On The Wind Prep Princess Sultana's Daughters Princess: A True Story of Life Behind the Veil in Saudi Arabia Raisin In The Sun Seeds Of Yesterday The Color Purple The Lovely Bones The World According to Garp Tithe

Heroes:

My mom for putting up with my dad. My dad for putting up with my mom. Envy on the Coast for telling people to be nice Elvira for following the rules Davey, my bestest friend ever, who I love very, very much, and saved me from doing something drastic. Lauren, for being a very strong girl and beating the shit out of that bastard

My Blog

I finally got tagged!

Tasty Tina got me!"Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagg...
Posted by Pattious on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 12:34:00 PST

odd

Sometimes I just want to cry and cry for no apparent reason.  Right now is one of those times.  I have no real reason to be upset.  At least not with anyone but myself.  I wish I c...
Posted by Pattious on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 08:59:00 PST

His loss

You're going to regret your decision.  You're going to realize that I was affectionate towards you and that I cared about you a lot.  You're going to regret treating me like shit.  You'...
Posted by Pattious on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

Would this be considered irony?

I find it hilarious when girls from high school or a couple of my cousins send me  friend requests and leave me comments like:"Hey Cuz....how are you???? I saw your brother and went out on the lo...
Posted by Pattious on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST

The Story of the Prince

Once upon a time, there lived a very handsome Prince by the name of Scott.  Prince Scott lived in a glorious castle with his father, the King.  Prince Scott was very handsome that he could g...
Posted by Pattious on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

in my dad's eyes i'm the worst daughter ever

that asshole bulletin that i posted earlier was about my dad.  my dad had work today and so did my brother so it was just me and my mom.  all day she's been having hernia problems.  in ...
Posted by Pattious on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

what a fun google chat!

elvira: i have to go to sleeeeep me: why? elvira: i got school tomorrow me: no you don't   there's no such thing as school elvira: there's no such thing as patty either... me: 'course ...
Posted by Pattious on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST

Something I haven't done in a while

I went out on the roof today after a very long time.  Took pictures.It only snows across the street.Car go bye-byeI have a fat faceCar go bye-bye part 2I love this treeMy tree is nakedWindyMy nei...
Posted by Pattious on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

Elvira's Love Triangle: Chapter 9

                 A few days after going to the park, Elvira and the kids go grocery shopping.  Vincent and Roberta are wa...
Posted by Pattious on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

Jerry!!!

Here's pictures of my spoiled, baby kitty, Jerry.These I think are from the second day we had him.This is one of my favorites:He likes to lick our handsHe's falling asleep.Hiding in a pile of junk on ...
Posted by Pattious on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST