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Pussy Galore

we only came to kick some ass

About Me


I tend to think, talk, and write stream of consciousness, and my MySpace page is really no exception...
I've tried to organize it at least a bit.
I like smart women...
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself?
- Anais Nin
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want.
- Sylvia Plath
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
- Dorothy Parker
I recently learned how to make moving gifs, and I'm obsessed with it. I especially love it when it goes with the music on the page. Yeah, I'm easily entertained.
A List of Facts:
I was kicked out of Sunday school at age 4.
I am very afraid of sharks, though I live in Illinois and swim only in pools or lakes.
I was the 7th grade city spelling champ.
I was the 8th grade class checkers champ.
I topped out in 8th grade.
I've been married forever.
My old personal webpage was big in Finland for whatever reason.
I'm currently directionless.
Various stuff I love (in no particular order)...
Art
Animals
And I'm disgusted by the morons who walk around thinking that wearing fur makes them look like anything other than tacky, nouveau riche, classless trash.
Making people laugh when I can
(links to some of my older blogs, back when they were actually somewhat funny)
How to Deal With an Anally Frisky Partner
Porno Pet Peeves
How a Wal-Mart Hairdresser Fucked Up My Day
Celebrity Group Home
Embrace Your Fatness
Black History Month is Officially Extended
Painting (trying to anyway).
I'm relatively new to painting, but I enjoy it immensely. I've messed around for years with making collages and doing abstract drawings (mostly trees, landscapes, multi-colored circles and whatnot). Natasha Wescoat put all those things together beautifully and made me want to start doing something creative again.
(another Natasha Wescoat painting)
Music
Books

My Interests



books, travel, music, animals (especially cats), funny people, movies, existentialism, sincerity, uma, beck, josh homme, great writers, good conversation, video games, fruity wine, making jewelry, attempting to paint, shopping, looking at junk on ebay, chocolate, hottubs, good smells, my ugly ugg boots that are too comfortable to care if they are ugly, animal planet, civil war fiction, the smoky mts, hazelnut coffee, sour jelly bellys, gardening, wasting time, old Mad magazines, old Archie comics

I'd like to meet:



Sincere individuals who don't have an agenda.

Mellow, funny folk.

Creative people.

Maybe you.

Music:



Favorites: Radiohead, Beck, The Beatles, Nirvana, Queens of the Stoneage, Eels, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty, PJ Harvey, Ben Kweller, Eagles of Death Metal, The Doors, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, Violent Femmes, Tenacious D, Harry Nillson, CCR, Eric Burdon, The Breeders, The Beastie Boys, They Might Be Giants, Rufus Wainwright, Amy Winehouse, Foo Fighters, The Archies, Ike and Tina Turner, Gram Parsons, John Sebastian, ZZ Top, Waylon Jennings, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Emmylou Harris, Merle Haggard, Blondie, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Weezer (old), Nick Drake, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Carole King, Brian Wilson, Smokey Robinson, Fiona Apple, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Billie Holiday, Fugazi, The Ramones, Aimee Mann, Morphine, Snoop, The Verve, Suzanne Vega, Janes Addiction, Cat Stevens, The Strokes, A.C. Newman, Sondre Lerche, The Steve Miller Band, Prince, Outkast, Missy Elliott, Edie Brickell, Mark Mothersborough, Nikka Costa

Movies:


Midnight Cowboy, Kill Bill I & II, Fight Club, Raising Arizona, Kingpin, Airplane!, Wet Hot American Summer, American Beauty, Election, Top Secret, Bad Santa, Revenge of the Nerds, Bachelor Party, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Thelma and Louise, Team America, Taxi Driver, Toy Story 1 & 2, The Cable Guy, L.A. Confidential, Bubba Ho Tep, The Usual Suspects, A Clockwork Orange, Raging Bull, Boogie Nights, Gladiator, History of the World Part I, Million Dollar Baby, The Karate Kid, The Outsiders, Lean On Me, Catch Me If You Can, American Beauty, Ed Wood, Mask, Momento, My Bodyguard, Smokey and the Bandit, Bustin' Loose, The Toy, Paper Moon, Rushmore, Stripes, The Sandlot, 300, 3:10 to Yuma
horror: The Exorcist, Dawn of the Dead, The Evil Dead trilogy, The Shining, Freaks, Audition, Return of the Living Dead, Mother's Day, Motel Hell, Jaws, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Creepshow, Re-Animator, The Cat's Paw, Dusk til Dawn, April Fool's Day, Suspiria, Psycho, Halloween, Killer Party, The Slumber Party Massacre, Pieces, Sleepaway Camp, American Werewolf in London, Poltergeist, Demons, Misery, Alien

Television:



(First off, shut your hole. I can already hear you starting to say 'I don't even OWN a TV' or some other drivel, implying that it somehow makes you better or smarter than the rest of us.)

I LOVE tv, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Strangers With Candy, Deadwood, The Sopranos, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, Ugly Betty, American Dad, The Simpsons (3rd-8th seasons are my favorites - after that, it's hit and miss) Good Times, The Amazing Race, That's My Bush, The Office, Everybody Loves Raymond, Top Chef, Survivor, The Contender, Project Runway, Hell's Kitchen, So You Think You Can Dance, Chuck, Pushing Daisies

Books:

(I've recently become embarrassingly obsessed with the Harry Potter series.)
A Confederacy of Dunces (all-time favorite, no contest), Roots, I recently fell in love with the Harry Potter series, Valley of the Dolls (the absolute best trashy novel to take on vacation), Helter Skelter, A Clockwork Orange, Watchers, The Red Tent, Pet Sematary, In Cold Blood, The Mayfair Witches Trilogy, 9 1/2 Weeks, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Johnny Got His Gun, Little Big Man (SO funny), Slaughterhouse Five, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Are You There God It's Me Margaret, Summer Sisters, The Beauty Trilogy, The Shining, Carrie, Alas Babylon, The Black Dahlia, American Tabloid, White Jazz, L.A. Confidential, The Big Nowhere, Confederates, Gone With the Wind, Another Roadside Attraction, Forrest Gump, Wonderland Avenue, The Catcher in the Rye, The Grapes of Wrath, About a Boy, Of Mice and Men, She's Come Undone, White Oleander, These Is My Words, Andersonville, The North and the South trilogy, Bridget Jones' Diary, On the Occasion of My Last Afternoon, Fight Club, The Gunslinger, Mommy Dearest, The Poisonwood Bible, The Rapture of Caanan, Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Color Purple

Heroes:

These people...

My Blog

Dear Governor Palin...

Dear Governor Palin,Please continue doing interviews.  Each one is like a little gift to the liberals of America.I'm prepared to bargain with you.  For each interview you do, I will burn two...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:27:00 PST

My observations after a week of paying sporadic attention to the RNC and DNC while smoking pot

My observations after a week of paying sporadic attention to the Republican and Democratic National Conventions while smoking pot...   +     =   1.  The Stepf...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:15:00 PST

5 Tell-Tale Signs That My Life is in the Shitter...

5 Tell-Tale Signs That My Life Is in the Shitter...(where do you even start?)1.  I just spent 10 consecutive minutes leaving comments under OMG Yahoo photographs.  I actually took the time t...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:09:00 PST

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

(sorry if this updates this on your blog list.  i keep finding spelling errors to fix because they just bug me, and then it relists it on your new blog list, even when i change the date back to t...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:44:00 PST

Bless me Father, for I have pretended to be Brooke Shields...(i cant stop updating)

I admit it, I'm terribly nosy.  It's not like I want dirt to hold over someone's head or have a need to feel superior...that kind of twatty behavior doesn't appeal to me.  It's more that I l...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST

Results are in...

Well, the results are in...(negative) I am 60% let down, 40% relieved, I guess.  Or maybe it's more like 75% let down, 25% relieved.  I can't really tell for sure. Now I feel like the litt...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:28:00 PST

Pee On a Stick Friday - Off I Go

(Friday morning update:  Ok, it is almost noon, and I am off to pee on the sacred stick that will decide my fate.  If it is a little plus sign, I will immediately freak out (in a semi-good w...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:49:00 PST

Have Pussy Will Travel

I love to travel.  One of my biggest secret fears has always been that I'd die without getting to see all of the things I want to see.  I'd only visited Southern California in the past, and ...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:30:00 PST

American Idol, what have you done to me? (now with even more rambling!)

I'm not sure what this means but...For the first time in my whole life, I have a crush on an American Idol contestant.I blame this guy.He even knows how to do the White Tornado.(There have to be other...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST

Why I love pussies so much...(a totally misleading title)

I am a cat person.  I love how soft and slinky they are, and the way they go wherever they want to go.I love that they are a force to be reckoned with.  When you love a particular type of an...
Posted by Pussy Galore on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:45:00 PST