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. I am married to my high school sweetheart and together we have three gorgeous kids! (I'd like to think it was all from me) My hubby feeds off of that 50's housewife role so I have been illegally pulling off that scam. I do the whole cooking, cleaning, raising the brats but I'm still a little too crazy and wild to fake being June Clever. My husband is more laid back while I have a masters degree in damage control.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The family of Will Lighty. Will Lighty is the kid who killed my niece Jessica Percell in 2006. Our families live in the same small town and these people have never approached us from near or far to offer support in any way shape or form. The Lighty's decided to buy a bar and profit off the sale of alcohol . Obviously this family takes alcohol consumption lightly. Their son is proof of that!I would like to talk to anyone who has lost someone especially a child. Sometimes talking to someone who has been through similar experiences is the only thing that helps.

My Blog

Loose Snake

My nephew moved in with us back in December. Actually we were making renovations and he elected to move in before they were done. I think the paint fumes might have swayed his decision. I...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 18:27:00 GMT

Gay Grandma?

Life on Darvocet Drive simply happens whether we want it to or not. Bodies age and faces fade.Let's pray that neither happens to me in the near future. Anyways my grandma circus continues.......My ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 02:17:00 GMT

Grandma Let's Bounce

I go through phases in my life. I am always wanting to lose weight. I always want a tighter stomach, smaller hips and WTF happened to my ass!I never believe that a girl can be too skinny. Yes I have i...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 16:15:00 GMT

There are no weeds at the Nursing Home

When I was a young girl I used to spend a lot of time at my grandparents house. I would go for bike rides, play marbles, walk to the park and help pick weeds in the yard.The later was not my idea....
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 13:22:00 GMT

Is your Yard Fuckable?

IS YOUR YARD FUCKABLE? Yesterday I decided to surprise hubby by spending some quality time with him. Usually when I say quality time I mean sex. I surprised myself by dedicating a few hours of fully ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:12:00 GMT

Berlin's Pussy Club

The hard economic times has finally reached the sex industry.In Berlin prostitution is legal and hugely popular..ha ha...huge....but the money is tight....oh shit...tight...I don't know if I can ac...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:09:00 GMT

I HONOR TO CUT YOUR BALLS OFF IF YOU STRAY

I came across this picture of a newly married couple. Above the picture was a teasing headline;"BRIDE SUES AFTER WEDDING DAY SEX CLAIMS"I continued to read since I wanted all the juicy tidbits. It se...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:16:00 GMT

PUSSIES FLOCK TO THE SUN

PUSSIES FLOCK TO THE SUN The weather was nice today and I decided to go to town and buy some plants and shrubs to make the yard pretty.I stood amongst the vast assortment of shrubs and couldn't decid...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:23:00 GMT

WAX ON...WAX OFF...JUST NOT IN HERE!

WAX ON..... WAX OFF JUST NOT IN HERE! Saturday was quite the day. I had multiple errands to run and a pack of kids trailing behind me.I stopped in to get my hair cut and my brows waxed. As I sat i...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:25:00 GMT

CHOKE ME TO SLEEP

CHOKE ME TO SLEEP My sleeping patterns remind me of a Vietnam Vet. Sometimes I am so worn out I crash and sleep forever. At other times I can't get my brain to turn off long enough to shut my eyes.I ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:36:00 GMT