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Otto

I am here for Friends

About Me

Just your average ordinary dude, who digs inflation. Any takers?

My Interests

Acting and flying. Acting in movies about flying. Flying actors here and there. Groping flight attendants in the cockpit.

I'd like to meet:

PG, first and foremost. Then Orville & Wilbur

Music:

Anything by Jefferson Airplane. Leavin' on a Jet Plane, Big Ol' Jet Airliner, All of U2's stuff, and definitely the B-52's

Movies:

Airplane, of course! The Airport movies, Con Air, Flying Tigers, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Television:

The Loop

Books:

Fear of Flying. I'll get back to you with others

Heroes:

The Michellin Man...That dude is built and has the big bucks! Plus, there's something about the word Michellin that makes me tingle all over!

My Blog

Soft Cargo/Hard Lesson...Conclusion

I reacted immediately!  I triggered the  button in the toe of my right shoe, which ejected a spring-loaded, double-edged blade.  I kicked Javier in the crotch, separating his man-sack f...
Posted by Otto on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

Soft Cargo/Hard Lesson, Part Two

After I was searched, we were instructed to lead the merchandise inside. The place was decked out with art work and ancient artifacts, all legally obtained, Im sure. We entered a large living room....
Posted by Otto on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

Soft Cargo/Hard Lesson, Part One

Damn! I hated this job, but the pay kicked ass.  Ted and I were being well paid to fly the ERJ 135LR to Mexico City, pick up our cargo, and fly it to a destination in South America. We would also...
Posted by Otto on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

Busybodies Beware

Hi! My name is Otto, and I like to call myself a Mercenary Pilot.  I'll fly anything, anywhere...if the price is right. Recently, I was flying for a major airline from St Louis to New Orleans. I ...
Posted by Otto on Tue, 09 May 2006 05:02:00 PST