Quart of Blood |
"I'm sorry, Officer." I smile wanly. "I must respectfully decline a Breathalyzer."
"Ma'am? I'm now going to ask you to step out of the car and do a road-side sobriety test."
"Once again, Officer, I m...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Tue, 06 May 2008 05:06:00 PST |
I am a myth perpetuated by me. |
I am a unicorn. A chimera. A liger.
I have created an alternate universe for myself, and I've sucked you all in to it. It is (I am) very persuasive. I understand. Because if I weren't, how'd I fool s...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST |
Mein Verein! |
My skin prickles. I feel slightly dizzy... nervous. I can't sleep.My mind is restless. It always is before (don't laugh!) matchday.I know, it's stupid. But it's also an intrinsic part of me.For those ...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:47:00 PST |
An Audition: "Tor! To Flip or Not to Flip?" |
This is my audition blog to become a German National team (Deutschernationallfussballmannschaft!) corre
spondent for www.espnsoccernet.com for the European Championships, being held Jun...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST |
Laurel Canyon |
"Suze-stoink. Wake up."
I am sleeping the deep sleep of people who just graduated from high school. My sister is bothering me.
Nudge nudge.
"Stoink-oink, I wanna take you to the beach today."
G...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:27:00 PST |
Hi Mouth! Im Foot. Any room? |
Wherein: Susie learns the parallel to not asking, "How far along are you?"
The scene: Irish bar (Ahem, OK... The Dubliner). Rowdy. Loud. Slate bar top for you to&nb...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:38:00 PST |
Vinnie is an idiot. |
Vinnie is an idiot.
No, really.
Not too long ago, Vinnie sat at a table of my friends and said, "I really hate the Irish and the English." Did I mention the table of friends was Iris...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST |
Stuff. And stuff. |
I fell off the wagon. Yay! Life is so much more interesting again. Plus, if I drank one more Kaliber, I was gonna have to take a hostage. In case you're wondering, the onl...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST |
Fingular Trouble, Part Deuce |
So, I'm in the back of the kitchen, last night, attempting to fill a coffee cup with boiling hot water when something--- er--- two someones startled me. I poured scalding water all over my left ...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST |
It finally happened. |
I am "Crash". I am "Danger Girl!". I am "Gimp".
In middle school, I was half of "The Gruesome Twosome".
I am a klutz to the nth degree. I react without thinking. There hasn't b...
Posted by It's Siouxsie, bitches! on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:24:00 PST |
