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Michael

I am here for Friends

About Me

Born in the Beautiful city of Tucson, Trapped in Columbus, OH, Thinking about moving again but then I'd have to pack again and say, can I borrow your brothers truck? I'm kinda' slutty but in what I'm told is a "Charming" way. What the hell does that mean? It seems to be working though.HEY YOU!!! I don't filter comments so write whatever the hell you want but know that if your comment has audio, I will only leave it up for a little while (a day or two usually) and then that bitch is getting deleted. Oh and if you are a band, please feel free to say hi. If I like you I will probably put your song on my page for a week or so but I am not a billboard, got it? Dig it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robot Jesus (He was a very well programmed robot but he wasn't the messiah) Brock Sampson, Jerry O'connell (Stand By Me rules!!!) Ramahnnajan (I probably screwed up the spelling and he's been dead for a loonngg time but still), Alton Brown, Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, Dennis Lehane, Anthony Bourdain, Peter Richmond, Devin Friedman, David Sedaris, Stampy, Dave Barry, Eric Garcia, Eric Schlosser The guys from Williams Street, Charlize Theron (Yeah she's hot but she also does really interesting work) Your Mama! (no really, I'm two thousand miles from home and could use somebody to feed me every now and then. Well that and your mom's kinda hot.

My Blog

Headline of the Year (so far)

One dead in pie factory explosionWant to know more? Clicky-clicky I just don't think of pie factories as being staffed by people (think Ommpa-loompas or Keebler Elves or something) and that any "explo...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:59:00 GMT

Lots of Weird shit from this weeks innertubes browsing

  .. Lots of Weird shit from this weeks innertubes browsing ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:45:00 GMT

This would normally be in bulletins....

....But I have gotten tired of posting things that I find amusing and having no earthly clue how often they are being viewed. How very "it's all about me!!!" of me ;)Anyway, enough navel gazing. How a...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:29:00 GMT

Is it Cheesus? Nah, just lazy reporters.

Okay, I don't particularly care if you see Jesus in your french toast or The Dude in a water stain but how in sweet fuck is any of this news? Oh, right, you can point a camera at it, d...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 09:06:00 GMT

Saxby Chambliss, still an asshole

In case you don't follow politics a little back ground on the slimy senior senator from Georgia.Chambliss first came to national prominence during his campaign for senate against decorated Vietnam ve...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:12:00 GMT

Relapse

I wish I could say that I was sharing this out of a sense of something good and positive but in point of fact I just want the knots in my gut to go away. I want to believe that I feel so bad because I...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 18:21:00 GMT

Ranting about The "Book"

They need a Category for "Innernets BS"To read a much more talented writer who inspired this bit of spittle flecked drivel go here SHe is also WAY better looking than me so bonus.My Problem with the...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 07:09:00 GMT

What happens when socialism doesn’t come?

Yup, it's politics.This is one of the best things I have read regarding this election and it's likely outcomes. Funny, smart, just smart-assed enough to keep your interest. Reproduced in it's entirety...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:47:00 GMT

I dont know how to quit you

Hola Rockers,   If you follow sports at all you have no doubt heard by now that Lute Olson is retiring form coaching. If you don't know who that is than maybe this won't make a lot of sense ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:20:00 GMT

That the bail out means for us*

*Us being people paying taxes for the next 60 yearsHi gang,  Am icing a bruised limb at the moment so I have a little idle time to pitch-a-bitchThis link is to the clearest, simplest, most concis...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:12:00 GMT