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The Happy Commuter

Blessed are the meek, for they know the best hiding places...

About Me


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This is my website, started with my partner and dear friend Karri. Please come and visit us and tell us what you think by clicking on the banner below. Subscribe if like what you read. Thanks!
Aaaaand this is a montage from Eve-101...the show, which airs LIVE on FRIDAY NIGHTS at 10pm pacific. Or you can always watch our archived shows...just head to www.thestream.tv!
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Getting to Know your Trista
~I am flexible enough to be put in a box but if anyone actually did that I would freak out on them because I am quite claustrophobic. I hold my breath in elevators.
~ I save bugs out of my bathroom, worms off the sidewalk after it rains, I like to catch frogs and turtles…a girly girl, I am not. I love all the creatures of the Earth…except ants. Why won’t they just stay the heck out of my kitchen? Rude…
~ I eat Ben and Jerry’s right out of the carton. Don’t worry, I use a spoon.
~I am ridiculously addicted to caffeine. Don't try to talk to me before I've had at least 2 cups.
~I will never like black olives...yet I keep trying.
~New vibrator smell gets me excited the way new car smell excites most people.
~I don't make an angry face when I brush my front teeth. Don't know what I am talking about? Watch yourself the next time you are brushing...yeah...that face. And remember, circular motion...
~I am ALWAYS making some kind of noise...if you enjoy the sound of silence, don't hang out with me.
~My mind is a steel trap when it comes to song lyrics but I lose my keys 88 times a day. At least.
~ I hate wearing socks-------I am amending this. I have recently decided that I really like knee socks. Knee socks are hot. I still hate all other socks.
~ I am addicted to lip gloss & lotion. I apply them both obsessively throughout the day.
~ I have an irrational fear of crossbows. And clowns. A crossbow wielding clown...I think I might loose my grip on reality should I meet one.
~ I love John Cougar Mellencamp. If his music comes on I must sing and dance.
~ I have so many pairs of shoes that I had to dedicate an entire closet to them. And the underwear collection is pretty out of control as well.
~ I have to sleep with at least one foot out of the covers. Preferably two.
~ I love to laugh more than anything. If you can make me laugh I want to be friends. If you can make me laugh till I cry I might fall in love with you.
~ I can play the flute. I wish it was something cooler, but nope, just the flute.
~ I have trouble sleeping unless a part of me is physically touching a person who is already asleep.
~ I love sex and I hate a society that belives I should feel bad about that.
~ I hate the music of Journey, Rush, Boston, Kansas and Air Supply. I think it should all be gathered up, put on an island, and blown up.
~ I prefer vanilla to chocolate.
~ I read magazines backwards. Not books though, what are you, crazy?!
~ I think a girl can never have too many eye shadows. Or sex toys.

My Interests

The love of my life...

I'd like to meet:

Click the pics to watch these shows in the archives!
Eve-101 - Masturbation Madness

Watch This Episode on www.theStream.tv Eve-101 - Twelve Steppin'

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Click the pic to watch us interview dream coach Kelly Sullivan Walden
Eve-101 - Dream Weaver

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Click the picture to watch our interview with the legendary Lexington Steele!
Eve-101 - Hunk O Burning Love!

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People that know better than to send a blind friend request. (psst...that means e-mail me if you want to be friends, smartie.)
People who have a sense of humor.
People who have an open mind.
People who aren't afraid to give a shit.
People who don't live their life worrying about what other people think.
People willing to accept flaws...because they know they have them too.
People who like bad horror movies. You know, the kind that are so bad they come back around to good.
Dog people (as in people who like dogs, rather than people who had a parent that mated with a dog...)
People willing to accept that I cannot stand the Beach Boys...
People that aren't embarrassed by the fact that I use the word cunt...a lot------ I am amending this too. Sad to say, the c word has lost it's appeal for me. Loooong story. Anyhow, I have replaced it in my vernacular with the always amusing twat. It's fun, try it. Even better with a British accent...
People that can make me laugh till I cannot breath...and it's an added bonus if they know CPR...
People that understand that sometimes I need to crawl back into my shell...but if you don't poke at me, I'll come back out.
People that don't question my hatred of all things artificially peach flavored.

Music:

Takes me on the most magnificent journeys...

Movies:

Make me laugh...make me think...make me sit still for a minute...
"You can't come in here, this is my mastabatorium!"

Television:

If the RHCP make this show disappear I will never forgive them...
"Are you insane?"
"Yes, but I am extremely high functioning"

Books:

I consume them, the way others consume lunch...

Heroes:

"The use of language is all we have to pit against death and silence."

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My Blog

The Lovers Dance

The neurotic love dances gracefully acted out between woman and man are amongst the strangest of tangos in all existence. A truly significant relationship never develops without a few ill-timed detour...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:09:00 PST

To delete or not to delete

Welcome to "He said, She said", where we take a common question or topic and see if members of the opposite sex can get on the same page, or if they'll have to agree to disagree. Today's topic:In the ...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:27:00 PST

Staking claim on his space

Dear Eve,Why is it than when you are dating a woman they like to leave shit at your house when they don't live there? Things like clothing, underwear, toothbrushes, hairbrushes, etc. Can it really all...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:28:00 PST

It’s in the DNA

The era of "till death do us part" is diminishing rapidly and will more than likely be nearing extinction in another quarter century. Golden Anniversaries are no longer a normal occurrence&instead the...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:04:00 PST

Honesty or relationship suicide?

How many times we have you felt that twinge of excitement when someone you are interested in asks for your number? That slight heat that comes over you when you write it down on a napkin, on his hand,...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:52:00 PST

Cheaters never prosper...or do they?

This week on Eve-101: Friday, June 13th...The Agony of the CheatEve-101 is getting down and dirty as they dive into the world of infidelity. Trista and Karri will talk about the lengths they have gone...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:21:00 PST

My baby is growing up...

Welcome to Eve-101's 100th post! Well, well, well&can you guys believe it? We can hardly believe it ourselves&our little website is growing up so fast. So we just wanted to take a moment and thank you...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:47:00 PST

Babys on the way, husbands out to play...

Dear Eve,I'm too embarrassed to ask my friends or family for advice so I hope you can help. I'm 33, married, 6 months pregnant and my husband is having an affair. My fears were confirmed last week whe...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:03:00 PST

Funny is as funny dates

Welcome to "He said, She said," where we take a common question or topic and see if members of the opposite sex can get on the same page, or if they'll have to agree to disagree. Today's topic: Do you...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST

The dating merry go round

Whether all men are actually created equal or not is most certainly worthy of a debate or two, but what is not arguable is the fact that they are eerily similar. Now-now, before all of you sausage han...
Posted by The Happy Commuter on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:54:00 PST