hippies(specifically dirty hippies), david hasselhof, carnies, mr. hanky the christmas poo, midgets, anyone that hates canada, homer simpson, jb & kg, russell crowe's stunt double, patton oswald, the pope, kool moe dee, people who are scared of pickles, bea arthur, merv griffin, alf, m.c. hammer, bob saget, lee harvey oswald, and one-legged veitnamese prostitutes with seizures.... (with or without the eye-patch)
TENACIOUS D!!...jim croce, jay-z, c.c.r, n.w.a, led zeppelin, sublime, rage against the machine, mos def, talib kweli, eminem, jurassic 5, pink floyd, linkin park, disturbed, al green, slipknot, big pun, camp lo, marvin gaye, ludacris, nas, the roots, korn, biggie, wu-tang, redman, rehab, 2pac, cat stevens, eric clapton, system of a down, jimi hendrix,canibus, evanescence, de la soul, busta rhymes, stevie wonder, twista, the doors,.....
anchorman, the ladies man, rounders, scarface, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, 8 mile, old school, the ninth gate, super troopers, lost souls, hero, legend, top gun, clockwork orange, the golden child, breakin', fight club, edward scissorhands, sleepy hollow, belly, the last dragon(bruce leroy!!)
the simpsons, the daily show, sanford & son, the jeffersons, south park, twin peaks, kids in the hall, batman, sanford and son, family guy, dukes of hazzard, jeopardy, good times, world series of poker
the illuminati cospiracy, translating egyptian heiroglyphics, finnegan's wake, the iliad & the odyssey
trista for getting hit on by corey haim, 6 of the 7 dwarves(sneezy your dead to me!!!), my cock, bob ross for painting such happy little tree's.... and chinese acrobats