A pocket full |
I put a shadow in my pocket. I stole one last kiss from the pavement.Hewn down in an act of reflexive catharsis, head down, heart full...I felt the tremors migrate spine to palm to pavement. The world...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:55:00 GMT |
The art of irrational thinking: A womans tale. |
You know what sucks about women? You just can't argue with them. You know what sucks about men? They don't have vaginas.
please allow me to present the 3 purely scientific reasons why women are inca...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:23:00 GMT |
Love-fucked.... the trend thats sweeping the nation |
For all of you who wanted me here I am...except I'm over there...no,no...down below. There ya go...click the link and read about what I was doing two years ago, at this time. And please leave a commen...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:20:00 GMT |
The byproduct of two minutes thought. And Two minutes editing. |
The other day a lovely young woman told me that I looked like a fit Kevin Smith. I didn't know how to react. (I mean she wasn't British...and she used fit in such an English way.) So, I wrung it up as...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 00:18:00 GMT |
Winning Conversations Inside of a Taco Bell |
"I've got two dimes...what can I get for two dimes?"
"20 cents?"
Well...I'm no mathematician...but I'll assume your calculations are correct"
"Now...why you gotta be a dick, huh? It's not my fau...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 14:04:00 GMT |
So You Used To Do Hallucinogens? |
And now you're supposed to be a Grown up? How will you cope with the added stressors without falling back on your euphoric crutch?
Well, first off ,don't fret. The more you freak ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:39:00 GMT |
Where the Beveled Edge Meets Eternity |
Where the beveled edge meets eternity...you will find me on that ledge.
Sittin' smooth chewing gum to prepare my jaw for the words to come. I peer into black holes as the non-conformist hour g...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 13:00:00 GMT |
Drawing Conclusions |
I picked up a pen today...felt odd in my hand.
I drew pictures...felt like the first time in years.
Drawing, along with many other childhood talents, has faded int...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:12:00 GMT |
It’s mighty warm outside...mind if I have a bite...of your arm? |
The other day, in an interview extravaganza with Charlie Rose, Ted Turner let loose with this little gem ... [and I paraphrase:] "Global warming will lead to cannibalism".
Yes, finall...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:03:00 GMT |
Germans and jack rabbits |
The road twist and turns...ahead dances the jack rabbit.
I slow to a crawl and blithely watch him frolic...I doubt he shares my sentimental point of view.
My mind grapples with the absenc...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:41:00 GMT |
