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I'm Horny, Who wants me??

Hi! I'm Thomas, better known as the asshole and donkey raping shit eater.

About Me

okay, i guess it is time for some more information about me:I am OLD: over 30 even.... if that is too old for you, wait awhile, you will catch up to me soon enough :) I am an asshole: i enjoy being this way and it is not a defense mechanism, it is simply that most people i meet bring out the worst in themselves, much less me. I am a union electrician and am PROUD to be union and american. However: I AM NOT REPUBLICAN!!!! half the crap that party is doing to this nation truly sucks and the democrats aren't any better...'nuff said.before i forget: I am a SWINGER!!! This does not mean i swing from trees or anything, it means my partner and I actually go out to parties and visit with people for the sole purpose of trading partners and enjoying sex with other people! "Oh MY GOD!!!!! you're on of THOSE!!!!!" yep, have been for over 10 years and my partner is VERY happy....don't believe me? check out http://www.swinglifestyle.com/ screen name is: TNAINLANot much shocks me, but i do LOVE to shock others just by living life LOL. I have made some interesting friends on here and am looking for more, anyone wanna pony up?

My Interests

sex, work, sex, my wife, sex, my life, being alive, meeting creatures that don't mind not being people, my daughter when i get to spend time with her; oh and SEX!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't, humans that come from somewhere else, and pretty ladies who like to say "yes"

Music:

I triple dog dare you to visit this site!!!!! you know you want to click ithttp://kevan.org/brain.cgi?t-raymwahahahahhaha

Movies:



adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

the only reason television exists is to play video games, watch sports and view porn. oh, and to watch CSI (only the original, the spin-offs suck)

Books:

currently re-reading piers anthony's xanth series and trying to collect every book he has ever written. i also like raymond e. feist, terry brooks, robert heinlein, david and leigh eddings (belgariad and mallorean), tolkien (before the movies came out), and just about any other sci/fi-fantasy-fiction author.

My Blog

Myspace.com Blogs - The Perfect Man part 1 - Wookwife's Expecting MySpace Blog

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... ya'll who know me are going to want to read this by my friend....
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 04:23:00 PST

Girl Scout Cookies

It is Girl Scout Cookie time again my friends and for anyone who deosn't have the ability to track done a munchkin in green and order, fear not:   I am taking orders for my daughter and am willin...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:07:00 PST

UPDATE PART 2:::someone shot my cat:::UPDATE!!!!:::::

that's right, you heard me:  SOMONE SHOT MY FRIGGING CAT!!!!!! i don't know who, and i don't know why, but if i get the chance to find out, there will be blood, oh yes, there will.   It is g...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:18:00 PST

is there anybody out there????

This is a test of the blog system This is not a fake blog This is not a false alarm If you do not respond to this blog, be ready to be dropped from the friend's list of this person.   thank-you f...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

woof, woof

And a big bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yay to all of you in the world today....  My happy butt is working the 3 to midnight shift right now and so, for a little while longer, i will be awake and ...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

Is there anybody out there??

Well now, it has been a rather long time since i posted a blog and so i doubt if anyone even reads this dribble that comes out of my ears anymore ;-)  But just in case: A recent bumpersticker i s...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

yeah, i'm pimping my wife again

but this time, it is a REALLY cool and funny story: go, read, leave kudos and love for her!!!!!!!   funny...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:59:00 PST

hospitals

Well.... they tell me i will live; but i think they are lying!  Last week, i developed a blister on my left foot...then it got infected....then i developed an allergy to the antibiotics....THEN t...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

you gotta read this

the cat whiperer...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

OH MY GAWD!!!!

Can it be humanly possible???? have the gods gone crazy???? Can i mistype any MORE words in my excitement???????? If you haven't seen the new profile pic yet; go and look again:   I HAVE A PUPPY!...
Posted by I'm Horny, Who wants me?? on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST