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Bitchy TERESA

I don't have anything clever to say, so fuck you.

About Me


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I'm Teresa. After being fired from countless jobs, I've finally acquired a new position as a Transaction Processor.I grew up in Frankfort, but just moved to Versailles where I can hide from all the psychopathic fucktards I seem to always run into at Kroger or WalMart. I live with two black cats; Elton (my sister named him, she's gay) and Johnny (hey it fit with Elton, so shut the fuck up!)

If you have FaceBook, you can Visit me there and be mah frin!

That's about it for this portion of the interview. You can find out more about me further down the page. Or to the left. Hell, just read the damn thing, since you're here, read my blogs too. DO EET!

My Interests

I like anything that is different. I like learning about new things. I love to acquire useless knowledge about random subjects. I'm interested in medical and computer science. It is fascinating to know how something so complex works so smoothly. I love reading blogs. I just enjoy reading what other people write, be it their day or some crazy encounter they had. It comforts me to know that there are other's who go through their day wanting to scream at the dumbasses they work with.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people who aren't stupid. I really have a problem with ignorance and people who can't grasp simple concepts or comprehend complete sentences. I'm really nice once you get to know me. I'm kind of harsh at first because I expect all people I encounter are clinically brain dead, most tend to prove me right. I'm just looking for friends to chat or hang out with. I mean, if you're cool and want to hang out that's fine. But do you really want to hang out with someone like me? I am kind of fun after a few drinks, and at parties.

LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS, BITCHES!!!

Music:

I listen to a wide variety of music. I don't listen to regular radio anymore. Not since I got SIRIUS last year. It rocks hard core, yo! I like mostly Top 40 type music from Hip hop, rap, rock and country. Just a little country, like The Dixie Chix, Gretchin Wilson, and Shania. I jam in my car to Gwen Stefani, Eminem, G-Unit, and Kelly Clarkson. On road trips I play my mixed CD that has a lot of Bush, Godsmack, and Live. Oh, and I love the 80's! I have to be in a certain mood to rock out to the 80's though. Because of my musical background I love to listen to some classical music. (I was a band nerd in HS, College and the AirForce; which by the way I love patriotic songs.)

Movies:

I like comedies and horror movies. I'm not much into sappy chick flicks that make you cry. I do enough of that on my own. lol I did, however, like "The Notebook".

Television:

I think I've seen all of the episodes of CSI, so I've started watching a few other shows. I've started watching Ugly Betty and some of this season's new shows like Bionic Woman, Moonlight, and Life. Of course I watch Heroes and The Office, Grey's Anatomy and Torchwood. Yeah, I watch too much television. Thank GOD for PRESEASON FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

Books:

I finished the Last HP book so now I'll never read again. Kidding! I have a few books I may read once Football and Basketball seasons are over. Or not.

Heroes:

My sister is my hero. SSgt Newhouse, one of my TI's in basic. Of course God. I better not forget my hippie kitten!

My Blog

28 May 08 - DAMMIT! DAMMIT! SONOFABITCH!!!

First, I hate the way that sometimes my computer goes back a page just because I touch the touch pad wrong.  What the piss is that about?  I just lost half of the blog I wrote!  Fucking...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:14:00 PST

21 May 08 - OH. MY. G O D!!!!

I can't fucking believe this.  So I'm watching the American Idol finale, and they just annouced the winner.  I was so sure it was going to be David Archuleta, and was BLOWN AWAY when David Cook WON!  ...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Thu, 22 May 2008 07:29:00 PST

20 May 08 - BITCHES BE CRAZY, YO!

Well, I started writing this blog about 2 hours ago, but got side tracked with American Idol.  Ya'll know I love my AI, but fuck this show pisses me off!  I know tomorrow, David Archuletta a...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:00:00 PST

12 May 08 - HOW TO GIVE A CAT A HAIRCUT

Okay, no.  Not that kind of hair cut.  I got a wild hair up my ass and decided to give fatty Elton a haircut.  I had a few reasons for doing this, aside from a wacky adventure.  H...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:18:00 PST

22 April 08 - IM THE DRAMA QUEEN, BITCH! WHERES MY CROWN?

This isn't really a Blog of Shame, but it's along those lines.  Well, it includes lots of drama.  More for my personal reasons, and because I find these things hilarious, I am about to post ...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:24:00 PST

14 Apr 08 - BT’S BLOG O’ SHAME ON THE COMEBACK!

Oooh it's been a long time coming, but I've got some juicy shit for you guys!  I tell you it was well worth the wait! Meesa, this is for you girlfriend! The following is a conversation which tra...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST

6 Apr 08 - A COMPLAINT FREE WORLD

So, about half of you probably laughed your asses off when you read the title of this blog.  Right?  I mean, a majority of my blogs are nothing but my bitching and moaning about shit, I know...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:04:00 PST

3 Apr 08 - APRIL SHOWERS BRING DEPRESSION AND MISERY *Now w/new comments

So last you heard from me, I was excited about going on a date with McHottie.  Unfortunately something came up and he wasn’t able to go out.  Instead I went out on my own.  Luckil...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:05:00 PST

23 Mar 08 - IT HURTS SO GOOD.

I never knew how many people actually paid attention to my status on myspace until I started changing it often.  Like on Monday, I went and got a new tattoo!  Yes, I did eet!  It&rsqu...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

12 Mar 08 - DOOD, YOU SOUND LIKE A MAN!

Thank you ALL for the birthday wishes and the good luck w/ my job!  You all are so fucking awesome!  I loves you lots, yo! My job is going pretty good!  The first two days I observed a ...
Posted by Bitchy TERESA on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:12:00 PST